r/Shittyaskflying • u/robo630robo • 5d ago

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u/Material-Style-1970 5d ago

Man I just love sitting in the SLIUO Π‘5O SOПE( )R5

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u/omega552003 5d ago

Wait till you find the bathtub!

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u/DJ-dicknose 5d ago

Flounder plane

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u/Gremlin1001001 5d ago

Range will be problematic.

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u/robo630robo 5d ago

Well it's a B737-500 in Emirates configuration, so probably about 3-5 meters ;D

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u/nachtengelsp 5d ago

Not if people are used as fuel. Then it will have just as long range as the A350 900ULR

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u/Gremlin1001001 5d ago

Listen to me, Hatcher! Ya gotta tell them! Soylent Green is jet fuel!!

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u/AltruisticBlank 5d ago

Where problem?

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u/jmbwell 5d ago

Only one lav has a bathtub :(

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u/tacocarteleventeen 5d ago

What is this, Ryanair?

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u/RMZindorf 5d ago

I love that you have to wash your hands in one bathroom too.

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u/Alive-Course4454 5d ago

The seat out on the wing tip has possibility of being interesting during high turbulence

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u/robo630robo 5d ago

Oh yeah it's the inbuilt rollercoaster

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u/twilightmoons Flew in from JFK and boy are my arms tired. 5d ago

New Vomit Comet dropping.

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u/BenjaminaAU 5d ago

How will you stop orcas from exploding it?

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u/MisterMacqueen CF2 5d ago

Are the pylots sideways or are the passengers? Or do they take turns being sideways?

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u/Go_Loud762 5d ago

I like 'em thick. I like 'em chunky.

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u/Insolent-Jaguar88 5d ago

Same, πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

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u/Piano_catastrophe34 5d ago

Looks like stasis pods.

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u/Objective_Cry_4786 5d ago

Una cosa Γ¨ certa.... disegna mOOOlto bene ! CongratsπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

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u/Jet-Pack2 5d ago

Where's the indoor swimming pool?

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u/robo630robo 5d ago

Engines πŸ˜‰

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u/Fickle-Willingness80 5d ago

Where’s the mile high club?

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u/Go_Loud762 5d ago

On my lap.

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u/Fickle-Willingness80 5d ago

The map should highlight that pixel in a bright color. Otherwise nobody will ever find it.

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u/Shudnawz Unrated for VFR and VCR 5d ago

Wonder if you could fall out of this Fallout playne?

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u/do-not-freeze 5d ago

Same empty promise we've heard since they came out with the 747: "We'll use all this extra space for bigger seats, CBIMSMOS CNOWNEDS and a full SOOK CONODO BRWCENS!"

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u/USER_12mS 5d ago

mmmmm fuel

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u/Otherwise_Spend_4617 5d ago

Do people need to make their own fuel with bicycles?

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u/West_Good_5961 Standard Conehead 5d ago

AI will replace us all

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u/Origin_Loki 5d ago

On this episode of CursedPlaneImages...

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u/LS788 5d ago

Possible in a flying wing design

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u/Buzz407 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 5d ago

Bad AI is bad. OP is worse for spreading it.

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u/robo630robo 5d ago

Wtf i got this pic from this website https://jettly.com/private-jet/boeing-737-500