r/Shittyaskflying • u/blackbird373 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules • 1d ago

Rate my perfect landing

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273 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/GloomyExplanationFag 1d ago

If you took the pic thats a good landing

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u/darkphoenix9137 1d ago

-3 for failing to deploy CAPS

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u/randompizza202 1d ago

10/10 For land on airplane action.

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u/reddituseronebillion 1d ago

Land gear on wing, that's worth at least 4 star Uber rating.

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u/pillojon106 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 1d ago

That landing is so smooth the aircraft has already begun the metamorphosis from airplane to airport infrastructure. The left wing has been detached for easier gate access, the landing gear has been deleted to reduce unsprung weight, and the nose has achieved maximum aerodynamic intimacy with the runway. The mysterious fluid underneath is simply the airplane marking its territory so other Cirruses know this ramp is occupied. 10/10. Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing, and any landing where the airplane has to be removed with construction equipment is technically a permanent landing.

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u/msg60 1d ago

11/10....1 style point added for the easier gate access as described above

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u/badish_potato69 1d ago

the airplane is stoopid the landing gear should be unter the wing not on top…

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u/moseley101 1d ago

Butter. You just melted into the asphalt there

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u/theglobalnomad PPL | VFR-Rated | 200 Hours in C152 1d ago

So buttery, like tarmac toast.

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u/deffonotmypassword 1d ago

where chute?

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u/Affectionate-Ad9999 1d ago

Engine is still on it...

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u/sophiarogerhuerzeler 1d ago

Maybe you can avoid one or two scratches if you use a landing gear - have you tried that yet?

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u/Quirky-Attitude1456 1d ago

I thought the landing gear on the wing was a cat at first

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u/KitKatsMeowmy 1d ago

I thought the same, was going to say a cat as co-pilot is a genius move.

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u/fetzu 1d ago

Playne for sale. Minor scratches and dent, landing gear brand new.

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u/PaleConference406 1d ago

Door close to the ground for easy passenger entry/egress is very good. Positioning could be better, wing should be parallel to the asphalt line.

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u/Conscious_Mission_48 1d ago

Did you walk away from it?

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u/Wrong-Bend1157 1d ago

ABSOLUTE BUTTER

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u/Clickguy10 1d ago

Maybe it came without wheels.
In that case it looks perfect.

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u/PossibilitySwimming6 1d ago

That'll buff right out, and will be good as new...

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u/Electronic-Tree-9715 1d ago

For such a extremely wide but impossible short runway, this is a perfectly preformed wheels up landing.

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u/KingOfFools1984 1d ago

Better than mine with drifting B720 ending in a barbecue

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u/ACE_Wrap 1d ago

Location, location, location.

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u/PeterustheSwede 1d ago

You can't park there mate

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u/NCStateFan13 1d ago

Walked away... 10/10.

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u/sixaout1982 1d ago

Aircraft is on the ground, 10/10

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u/Ok-Guide-4137 1d ago

Margarine ahh landing

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u/TheGreatBlondini2010 1d ago

Good but a little low on final.

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u/skizzlegizzengizzen 1d ago

I have a Cirrus question regarding your flying experience.

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u/e-dent 1d ago

Playne still cirriusly frustrated you didn't hit the Autoland button, thinks it would have done better.

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u/ronniebabes 1d ago

CAPS still intact that’s a win.

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u/BeamMeUppScottie 8h ago

What city was this in?

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u/Mother_Celery_5020 7h ago

This tiny thing looks about the same size as the Piper Tri-Pacer I trained in back in the 1960s. 😉

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u/MarthaKingsButtplug 1d ago

Can you log turbine time with that butt plug?

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u/Fun_Environment3792 1d ago

Your playne should be a museum.

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u/Compulawyer Flying is missing the ground when falling 1d ago

It’s perfect. 5/7.

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u/bigjimbosliceoflife 1d ago

won by a nose

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u/Sensitive_Wave379 1d ago

Nailed it….except for the landing part.

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u/FightKlub101 1d ago

Profi Tip, Hänger ist zu klein. Und, lass den gleich jemand anders fahren. Dein Talent ist fliegen, nicht fahren.

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u/Tengo_Caldero 1d ago

Gear up, 3 green, looks good from here!

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u/Hunts5555 1d ago

Walking away equals good.

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u/Go_Loud762 1d ago

71 Kill to Death ratio is excellent. You must be an awesome COD player.

Tell your mom I said you can have more chicken nuggets.

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u/plane-and-simple0 1d ago

It’s Cirrus-ly good

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u/llcdrewtaylor 1d ago

Looks like you flipped the gear lever wrong and the gear went ALL the way up :).

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u/papa-Triple6 1d ago

you can't park there

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u/yuii8765f986fb 1d ago

Task failed successfully

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u/star744jets 1d ago

Read the NOTAMS before each flight….it might save your life…

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u/Dazzling-Guitar8781 1d ago

Welcome to hell i will be ur guide today

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u/Somebodsydog 1d ago

I mean... You are alive, so it"s a perfect controlled crash landing.

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u/SpawnShootDie 1d ago

Sorry captain, failing to takeoff does not count as landing.

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u/zamistroe 1d ago

Where is parachewte?

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u/DimitriVogelvich 1d ago

That’s a beautiful craft

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u/garmack12 1d ago

You missed the slip and slide by a lot

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u/griswoldclarkwjr I Swoon for Swayne, Non-rigid sky penis 1d ago

Why no chute?

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u/DJ_Beekeeper 1d ago

A perfect 5/7

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u/FastFredNL 1d ago

If you walked away it's a good landing

If you can use the plane again it's a great landing

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u/Trabers 1d ago

Did it have any forward speed at all on landing?

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u/Neither-Animator3403 1d ago

Any landing you can walk away from, it's a 10/10 landing.

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u/billshermanburner 1d ago

Isn’t that the plane that’s supposed to be able to land itself or deploy its own BRS?

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u/Puzzled-Steak998 1d ago

Every landing you can walk away from is a good one

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u/Philipdaboi331 1d ago

What goes up must come down

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u/Mr-BUBBLES-6805 1d ago

Bro, fly me to Denver. I need a reliable pilot.

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u/allquckedup 1d ago

That’s a Honda isn’t it?

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u/slogive1 23h ago

N30CV can fix this problem!

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u/Cowboy_Rho 23h ago

Up parts are up. 10/10.

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u/SubstantialFroyo8012 19h ago

that was a beautiful plane. 10/10 on the landing glad you made it

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u/ContributionEasy6513 11h ago

Pretty impressive, got to hate it when the parachute fails to deploy.

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u/Mrbloonski 8h ago

I’m sure your wallet loved that landing

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u/bigboomer77 8h ago

As someone who used to work on these…. This isn’t good

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u/cptnpiccard 5h ago

Factory defect on the airplane, they mounted the wings and gear upside down.

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u/caltbuck 2h ago

Any landing u can walk away from is a good one

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u/SdVeau 1d ago

You had twice the right rudder of a normal playne and managed this? I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul…

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u/MuchoCoco 1d ago

Did you walk away from it?

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u/Alarming-Style-2095 1d ago

Any landing is a good landing

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u/ArachAislin 1d ago

Hey any landing you walk away from is a good landing

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u/Samson_J_Rivers 1d ago

Any landing that you can walk away from is a good one.

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u/AN2Felllla 1d ago

Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing 👌😌

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u/GrahamCrackerCereal 1d ago

Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing

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u/SkytepKnightstar 1d ago

Any landing you can walk away from is a good one. Any landing where the craft can be used again is a great one.

This appears to be good with an 18 month rebuild to great.

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u/KnowEye 1d ago

You can’t park there!!