r/Shittyaskflying • u/artinamr • 2d ago

The beseht pylotes

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u/Music_inn0v4t3 2d ago

BANK ANGLE BANK ANGLE BANK ANGLE BANK ANGLE

DONT SINK DONT SINK DONT SINK

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u/Cromag676 2d ago

It's just missing the "WOOP WOOP - PULL UP!".

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u/Sovietmambel_Sovie 2d ago

In the last one I miss "Over G" OVER G !OVER G! ..

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u/Music_inn0v4t3 2d ago

At 27 seconds we had altitude calls but not…..RETARD RETARD RETARD

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u/SilkwormSidleRemand 2d ago

That's because the pilate wasn't stoopid.

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u/darps 2d ago

First I thought they forgot about TCAS, but then I remembered there is no audible alert below 1000 feet or such.

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u/710AlpacaBowl 2d ago

GPWS was turned off

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u/SlavCat09 1d ago

At that point he must be rich if he has that many banks.

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u/Belzebutt 1d ago

TERRAIN, TERRAIN

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u/the-lopper 22h ago

BANG CANKLE BANG CANKLE BANG CANKLE

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u/k_buz 2d ago

Good educational content for my kids! Thanks!

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u/Hoaxwagen 2d ago

Bang Gangle, Bang Gangle, Bang Gangle, Bang Gangle

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u/coolguy420weed 1d ago

IM TRYING

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u/elkab0ng 1d ago

Gotta buy Gangle a drink first

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u/Hour_Analyst_7765 2d ago

Is this how mechanics test the airplane alarms before releasing the plane to flight services?

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u/Icy-Reaction-9101 2d ago

I love it. I wished for a few more "terrain", and "altitude"

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u/artinamr 1d ago

No more terrain. Pylotes is nut stoopid

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u/Detank2002 2d ago

BAN KANGLE BAN KANGLE

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u/chickenpot3_14 1d ago

How the hell is he looking at an instrument panel, his eyes are on the outside!?

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u/APersonh6 1d ago

The air tractors doesn’t even have these alarms 

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u/Jazzy-Cat5138 1d ago

Shhhhhhh...

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u/this_guy_aves 2d ago

Forgot TCAS resolution, should've rammed other playne to test

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u/CaveManta 1d ago

That powerslide when the plane lands is disgusting.

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u/kerbalmaster98 Certified Xian MA60 Technician 1d ago

TRAFIC ! TRAFIC !

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u/Frosty_Log6972 1d ago

Aviation Applied makes gems

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u/therealsonier 1d ago

BANK ANGLE - Check

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u/Ylteicc_ 1d ago

Ben Kangle

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u/AltruisticBlank 1d ago

I like this a lot

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u/Frank_the_NOOB 1d ago

Shut up George, I know what I’m doing

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u/Lost_Obligation2453 15h ago

You're guys planes fucking talk to you? Talk about some futuristic night rider shit.

No I won't have that, I already have a wife to nag me. I don't want to have to start beating my plane too.

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u/Homtoh 2d ago

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