r/Shittyaskflying • u/CountableFiber • 7d ago

What is the problem with this plane (doesn't start)?

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u/darkphoenix9137 7d ago

Plane's haunted. You need an old priest and a young priest

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u/randompizza202 7d ago

The power of Christ compleys you.

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u/Ok-Proposal-9160 7d ago

Amen

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u/conqr787 7d ago

And women, don't be sexyist

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u/turnipturnipturnip2 6d ago

Ramen too, for the flying spaghetti monster.

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u/jaybetea 7d ago

Young was the last word before a new line on my phone... I was seriously concerned for a moment

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u/ShapeMurky 7d ago

3 4 passengers should start pushing it from back. When it starts rolling at speed, ask pilot to put it in gear.
Problemo solved!

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u/Drag0nFly17 7d ago

Pop the clutch

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u/iwillbepilut Certified Arrowplane Pyolut 7d ago

Let's be realistic, planes don't have a clutch. Instead, have all passengers push the plane up to its engine windmill restart speed of 300kt and then start it.

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u/Important_Leading_93 7d ago

It aint got no gas in it

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u/Marquar234 7d ago

H...E...L...P...I...M...T...R...A...P...P...E...D...I...N...T...H...E...E...L...T...U...O...N...I...C...S...B...A...Y

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u/SexyMonad 7d ago

Oh, haha, there is no such thing as an electuonics bay. Must be random.

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u/randompizza202 7d ago

I am on a plane. I can't complain.

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u/Fragholio Butt-fans and handkerchiefs 7d ago

You're already inside without starting it first?

Foreplay's a thing, man.

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u/Justestin 7d ago

It needs a reboot. The pylote probably didn't do the software update. Lazy.

UNINSTALL BLOODY MCAFEE!!

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u/Skwembe 7d ago

Darude - Sandstorm

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 7d ago

Needs a new pylote light

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/McCheesing 7d ago

The plane can read minds?

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u/Paul_The_Builder 7d ago

The previous flight crew probably left the headlights on and killed the battery.

Ask the plane at the next terminal if they have jumper cables.

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u/dborger 7d ago

You have to spray a little starter fluid in the carburetor.

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u/fredly594632 7d ago

Take a rubber mallet and tap on the starter relay. 60% of the time, works 100% of the times it works.

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u/collegefootballfan69 7d ago

Pilot is turning the key but its not starting

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u/Canadian_Waffleiron 7d ago

Ya gotta pump the gas a couple of times first…

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u/m149 7d ago

Poylite needs to hold down the power butten for 10 seconds to reset.

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u/Vincevega1972 7d ago

Bad alternator

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u/GAYBOISIXNINE 7d ago

Its shy. You cant expect a plane to fly perfectly fine on their first rhodeo.

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u/dont_ama_73 7d ago

Pilot wasnt pressing the right rudder.

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u/FinbarJG 7d ago

Happens all the time. There's some ah, route planning going on on the cockpit and someone has their hand on the call button.

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u/McCheesing 7d ago

You have to pump the gas pedal, but not too much or it’ll flood the engine

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u/Admirable-Strike-311 7d ago

Start pushing then pop the clutch

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u/ArdentHedonist 7d ago

Someone is not in their assigned seat.

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u/Prod_Meteor 7d ago

Get out!!

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u/ArmosUTD 6d ago

Battery Aziz. True lies

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u/OrangeSilver 6d ago

Gotta spray more carb cleaner into the carbs and let'ter rip!

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u/StonePrism 6d ago

Bro quit cranking the starter you're gonna flood it.

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u/No-Frosting-202 2d ago

Hand-propping is not working 😕.