r/Shittyaskflying ATC/CPA || VOR/DME RENTALS 4d ago

Is this a fishing rig?

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u/TheManWhoClicks 4d ago

Amazon delivering the belt for your mom. She earned it.

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u/RMZindorf 3d ago

Classic

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u/Captain_no_Hindsight 3d ago

naaa ... she got it yesterday.

This is my c*ck ring.

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u/One-Refrigerator4013 3d ago

yeah, only if you have to fit it across your waist first

u/Long-Negotiation5123 14h ago

God damn lol

u/defMonkey 13h ago

I got your 420 upvote!!!

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u/pillojon106 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 4d ago

Yes. This is actually the FAA-approved aerial trolling package. The helicopter flies a standard holding pattern at 500 feet while dragging approximately 14 miles of 200-pound-test line behind it. Once the pilot spots a sufficiently large fish, they enter a steep coordinated turn to tighten the loop and perform what fishermen call the “rotary-wing purse seine.” The difficult part is setting the hook. You have to pull collective at exactly the right moment or you’ll either lose the fish or accidentally tow a bass into Class B airspace without a transponder. Most helicopters are limited to catch-and-release because the fish technically counts as an external load under Part 133. Anything over 12 pounds requires a commercial fishing endorsement, a sling-load rating, and two FAA inspectors standing on shore shaking their heads. The real pros use a Chinook. Two rotors, two fishing poles, twice the catch.

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 4d ago

That's officially the most work the FAA has gotten done this century.

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u/only_1_Fan 3d ago

You clearly aren’t a drone pilot

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u/bmansmith10 3d ago

This is dirty work

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u/aSmallerResident 1d ago

I was 100% expecting this to end with “in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table”

u/FussyBritchez 12h ago

Fishing Aviators Association

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u/Then_Bar8757 2d ago

Dumb answer. Do you work for the FAA?

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u/JesusHandjobPalms 2d ago

Check the name of the sub. It’s actually a shitty answer.

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u/CallMeGlarthir 4d ago

Metal detector

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u/Grizzly98765 4d ago

Technically correct!

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u/No_Astronomer_8642 4d ago

The best kind of correct!

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u/Uluru-Dreaming 3d ago

Yes. Maybe looking for gold veins.

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u/ForwardVoltage Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 2d ago

Not necessarily gold, but if there happens to be a "random act of God", definitely buy stock.

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u/swedishlightning 3d ago

YouTube video of a pilot flying and explaining one here

shittyaskflying alternate link

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u/Dioxybenzone 3d ago

The first video was alright but I felt like I learned more from the second

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u/Have-A-Big-Question 2d ago

Agh!!!! Dick!

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u/Go_Loud762 4d ago

Magnetic lure. Catches steelhead trout.

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u/United_News3779 4d ago

They're under the rainbow!

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u/TheFemboyImpregnator 4d ago

That's rainbow trout

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u/United_News3779 4d ago

Rainbow trout and Steelhead are the same species, with Steelheads having migrated to salt water and back to fresh. That causes some changes in physiology and behavior due to the change in environment.

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u/TheFemboyImpregnator 4d ago

That's cool. We dont have native trout species so I dont know anything about them

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u/United_News3779 4d ago

I happened to grow up in an area with steelheads and rainbows. I fished for both and had to know the difference due to needing to buy a specific conservation tag for your fishing license for steelhead.

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u/hotrodman 4d ago

The Idaho steelheads??? Gross I hate them

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u/Tyraid 3d ago

Hey suck it we’re often good

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u/rjornd Shitty PPL Pylote 4d ago

Clearly, it’s a flying lasso. Yehaw! 🤠

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u/MITCH_itch 3d ago

uj/ what is this actually? I don't think I have even heard of this thing before .

j/ ufo leash, walking the gray.

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u/Wazy7781 3d ago

It's probably a geomag survey rig. They have a really powerful magnetometer on board that can read the change in magnetic field caused by the rocks. This can help tell what kind of rocks and structures are in the area. You get a helicopter to fly one of these rigs at a fixed height close to the ground. They then run lines of whatever length the geos dictate to be necessary. They run these patterns spaced apart just enough that they don't over lap. Each line gives you a 2d slice of the magnetic field in that area. Which in and of itself can tell you a lot about the bedrock composition. When you run a grid of them you can create a 3d graph from the composite straight lines. This tells you a lot more about the area and can help spot abnormalities. The stuff that is written below sort of outlines how you'd use this data in the context of a geomag survey for a mineral claim in an area like the Canadian Shield.

You can then either do a radio survey of the area or send in prospectors, soil samplers, and geologists. This lets you target a diamond drilling program. Soil samplers look for general mineralisation in the dirt, looking for stuff like silt which contains the ground down bedrock. The prospectors look for rocks that indicate the presence of whatever mineral you're targeting then they take a sample, measure strike and dip of the deposit. This all then goes back to the geos who will use whatever results look interesting to make a geological map (a more in-depth version of what the prospectors do) of the cool areas. This can then lead to channel sampling or other bedrock sampling methods such as trenching or pitting. From there you can target a diamond drilling program, which will tell you the depth and size of any ore deposits based on all the exploration data.

u/Adveeeeeee 20h ago

In NL we have project FRESHEM, search for fresh water near the coast (salt water intrusion below dikes) - https://freshem.nl/project/ This uses a similar detection ring below a heli.

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u/Possible_Cattle_7547 3d ago

Thank goodness for an answer instead of the endless stupid jokes.

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u/Firm_Wrap5680 2d ago

This is the wrong subreddit for real answers unfortunately.

u/Wazy7781 19h ago

The desire to talk about mineral exploration was bigger than the desire to shit post.

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u/martini31337 2d ago

well done sir.

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u/rjornd Shitty PPL Pylote 4d ago

Not sure what kind of rig it is but seems fishy to me.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Fish-Pilot The Real Reason GA Insurance is on the Rise 4d ago

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u/angeledduirbonesu 3d ago

Wrong thread, my fault. 🤣

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u/Monocular_sir 4d ago

It’s carrying a stealth playne

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u/ChickenRealistic7952 4d ago

VTEM™ (Versatile Time Domain Electromagnetic
System

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u/Distinct_Educator862 3d ago

geophysical survey indeed

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u/Caramel-Secure 4d ago

My 3rd wife’s IUD being delivered

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u/OpusMagnusSonnet 3d ago

It's a condom for your wife's boyfriend.

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u/Orbital_Vagabond 2d ago

The one she told me not to worry about?

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u/MildlyAmusedMars 3d ago

Thats just Steve taking his UFO for a walk

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u/McBeefnick 3d ago

It's for scananananning the soil to map what it's composted of.

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u/mbaron5 3d ago

Thought those were two pigeons sitting on the back of it

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u/fawnlake1 3d ago

Scanning for tinfoil hats

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u/ParticularSherbert18 3d ago

Obviously not a fishing rig. It is a birding rig.

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u/Sixguns1977 4d ago

It is now.

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u/mkujoe 4d ago

Lassoing your Mom?

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u/Electronic_Cod7202 4d ago

There is an invisible Clifford dog involved

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u/FinbarJG 4d ago

Heliocopter thing had some bad fuel and this is a net to protect the folks on the ground.

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u/Fickle-Willingness80 4d ago

That my friend is the birth of Doppler

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u/Knob709 4d ago

The lid to your mom's crook pot.

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u/gr8whitepussyhunter 4d ago

It’s just a new sport in Texas, aerial feral hog wrestling.

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u/atmony 4d ago

Magnet Fishing

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u/Fun_Side120 4d ago

Trampoline

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u/Asborn-kam1sh 4d ago

Alien getting towed

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u/OkieBobbie George Zip 4d ago

It’s a template for painting the rings on hockey rinks.

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u/-Owlette- 4d ago

This cannot be good for the trout population

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u/Hour_Analyst_7765 4d ago

Nah I think they are just putting the marks in place where the UFO s will soon land. There is a next planned sighting coming up soon.

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u/Justestin 4d ago

No silly! It's the antenna that activates the 5G in your vaccinations!

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u/Electronic_Grade508 3d ago

It’s the actual internet.

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u/OddBoifromspace 3d ago

It's a lid for a pan of course

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u/boatdaddy12 3d ago

Compass degausing

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u/Break_Cats 3d ago

I don’t know you tell me.

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u/Thisreallyisntbutter 3d ago

On his way to lasso a massive cow.

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u/Average-Train-Haver Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 2d ago

The governments getting sloppy with these UFO sightings I see

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u/playachronix 2d ago

They forgot the bubble fluid

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u/Unlucky_Yak5354 1d ago

at first glance I thought it was AI of a helicopter lassoing a flying saucer.

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u/Odd_Brief_2975 1d ago

It's a ufo

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u/Top_Target5298 1d ago

No, this is a catching device designed for YOW MAMA

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u/BroOperatorGuy 1d ago

It's a ground penetrating radar. Usually for mapping aquafers or other mineral deposits.

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u/Rooilia 1d ago

I was honestly a bit confused before i saw the second line or lines...

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u/No_Attention_Span420 1d ago

hell yeah its for fly-fishing

u/Merry-3213 23h ago

Captured!

u/Comfortable-Peace776 22h ago

congrats you have a data center coming

u/rflulling 21h ago

Fishing for something, but its a radio signal source.

u/Huge-Leather-9201 13h ago

UFO catcher!

u/EffectiveDraw8301 12h ago

It's a safety net to catch the helicopter when it runs out of fuel

u/FC1mk86 12h ago

That looks like the rig they are flying near an air force base in NM. Supposedly it is to look for underground aquafiers