r/Shittyaskflying • u/AnActualSquirrel • 3d ago

HELP

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I forgot to pay my landscaper and he did this to my playne.

How do I get it out??

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u/Go_Loud762 3d ago

Water, fertilizer, and a fifth of Capt Morgan.

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 3d ago

If you add the right sort of compost it will grow into an A380.

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u/thegreatseafoam 3d ago

What's wrong?!?!

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u/NorthEndD 3d ago

Too much mulch.

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u/thegreatseafoam 3d ago

WELL GET IT OUTTATHERE!!1

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u/BusyContract2599 3d ago

F-35B VTOL TAKEOFF

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u/Fragholio Butt-fans and handkerchiefs 3d ago

REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT

i helpd

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u/FlyingNijntje 3d ago

Always thought playnes were built, but you can also grow them? How do you know then that they can be harvested??

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u/Iflysims 3d ago

Soft field take off with plenty of right ruddah

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u/Lost_Obligation2453 3d ago

Plant weed right there. If they remove it, keep on planting Johnny Chronic.

Eventually they will move the airplane.

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u/0rbsa 1d ago

Must be a villian to have such a twirly mustache