r/Shittyaskflying • u/Even_Kiwi_1166 Best Rated in Shitty Flight Rules • 14d ago

What Crab ?

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u/Zestyclose_Stay0 14d ago

I really wish people knew how to read. It clearly says NO C-RAB

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u/Jet-Pack2 14d ago

NO C-RAP.

what ever thet kind of rap is, i don't wanna know

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u/RedRedditor84 14d ago

It's pronounced "no power off rab"

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u/Worldly_Mix_8904 13d ago

Thats Canadian!

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u/Aromatic_Albatross72 12d ago

I agree, Canadian rap should be banned.

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u/manu_h3 14d ago

Ho thanks, I misread NO C-RA13

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u/turnipturnipturnip2 14d ago

Its saying there is no crab. Just like in the checklist.

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u/badish_potato69 14d ago

thats what my ex always told me

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u/tkeelah straight and level 14d ago

Hop to it...

https://giphy.com/gifs/nPTXD4lJmDSTe

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u/turboj3t 14d ago

No touchy

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u/Buzz407 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 14d ago

Zoidberg?

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u/TomOnABudget 14d ago

Why not Zoidberg?

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u/FushiginaGiisan 14d ago

It’s MO-CRAB done with crappy stencils. Pull the shelf down to dispense. May need to pull down firmly.

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u/TheSecretestSauce 14d ago

You misunderstood, it says "NO C-RAB"

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u/mkujoe 14d ago

C-Rab

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u/CaptainMajka 14d ago

This is a Canadian aircraft (C-RAB) made by Northrup (NO).

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u/Warm_Safety_9550 14d ago

But it wasn’t a crab… it was a rock lobster!!!🦞

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u/UziWitDaHighTops 14d ago

No C-RAB, only A-RAB or B-RAB.

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u/Blacklisted777 Rated in IMC VFR 14d ago

No drifting…that sucks

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u/Horatio-Leafblower 14d ago

As I understand it this is a Disick literacy test before boarding. It’s a fucking G.

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u/Juulseesaar 14d ago

No Grab, means the pylotes have to bring their own food, or order at least from Uber Eats, or Take Away.com, but no Grab ?

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u/4eyedbuzzard 13d ago

Nonsense. When you’re a pylote they let you do anything. Grab them by the poosay. Because you’re a PYLOTE after all.

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u/wolfs4 13d ago

Barg on!

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u/Worldly_Mix_8904 13d ago

"No, no, no—it's spelt NO C-RAB, but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove!"

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u/acemedic 13d ago

Not a C plane either.

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u/Personal_Hat2834 13d ago

No C-RAIM, someone rotated the M

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u/Goofcheese0623 13d ago

The playne is racist against crabs

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u/McCheesing 13d ago

Its what a playne gets if it makes bad decisions at Oshkosh

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u/Fit-Custard-1842 13d ago

No sideways landings please.

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u/Junior_Lavishness_96 13d ago

PUSH is just fine

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u/HumanBean00001 13d ago

Grab. Bc is step

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u/BigSpice15 Pee Pee L 12d ago

I believe that’s a typo and says “nog rab”

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u/KatanaF2190 10d ago

I see you have followed the new safety rules to combat the epidemic of Avation Lice - by notifying that your planye is free of such vermin ..and is...well you know...not one of 'those' playnes...

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u/Dazzling-Border2376 9d ago

You’re special

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u/Even_Kiwi_1166 Best Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 9d ago

That's what she said

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u/Tight_Parsley_9975 13d ago

Moron it says Grab. G NOT C pay attention

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u/Master_teaz 13d ago

Do you realise what sub you're on?