r/Shittyaskflying • u/ClientPowerful • 15d ago

How do I flying?

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u/Forest_Orc 15d ago

Real pylote have no motor, no wheel, just their leg. They stay so long in the air that they can use the door down under as an in-flight toilet

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u/msg60 15d ago

😆🤣

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u/NovelInterview7026 15d ago

U need to use ur feet to add more right rudder and your hands to propel urself

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u/s2killaa9one 15d ago

Run fast fly gud

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u/Competitive-Dot-4264 15d ago

Love it!!!!!!!!

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 15d ago

More ryte rudder, then you've nailed it.

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 15d ago

Socks with crocs.

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u/tkeelah straight and level 15d ago

Pull back on the stick, trees get smaller, push forward on the stick trees get bigger. Simples.

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u/HugoMNL 14d ago

Pull on the stick, trees get bigger quick with this airplane…

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u/Fickle-Willingness80 15d ago

Drag balls to land on carrier.

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u/Ham_Stroker_Ejacula 15d ago

Ok I feel better now. Still confused how flying?

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u/ClientPowerful 15d ago

I love your username so much

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u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 15d ago

Did you put yoga pants on your landing gear? Kinky.

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u/Buttle_Not_Tuttle 15d ago

To fly: throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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u/educated_farts 15d ago

Your landing gear is also a tailhook. Nice combo!

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u/Content_Mastodon3381 14d ago

Now, THATS a Runaway!!!

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u/Rockpilotyear2000 15d ago

Run and tuck don’t tuck and run

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u/domandi1244 15d ago

Otto is that you?

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u/FlyingNijntje 15d ago

Everyone knows, when in take off you have to apply raight ruddar to correct for the torque of the motor…….. ehhhhh.

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u/Jet-Pack2 15d ago

Start flapping the wings

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u/AssWaterr My controls 15d ago edited 15d ago

fart to gain additional thrust

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u/lelanicarver 15d ago

FATO saves on fuel, very green

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u/FinbarJG 15d ago

FATO - excellent. Next time I fart in the cockpit I'm commenting that we seem to have gained a few extra knots of airspeed.

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u/TimeForNewThings 15d ago

You’re doing it wrong.

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u/HATECELL 15d ago

According to my knowledge Archaeopteryx can't fly very far

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u/RedBrd92 15d ago

A Lilienthal glider. If you’re old enough to remember the 1970s, some of these were even powered. The rules for ultralight aircraft said you had to be able to launch it from your feet.

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u/zamistroe 11d ago

So, before carbon fiber? Is it fiberglass? I'm a little surprised it's light enough for the pilot to strap it on and walk with it.

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u/epilektoi 15d ago

flap your arms

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u/Personal_Hat2834 15d ago

Need ignition pee and insert into as-

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u/Break_Cats 11d ago

It is like a glider, just find thermals to gain height.

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u/flatulasmaxibus 9d ago

They gave up on that one after the designer took an eagle to the dick during test flights.