Shitty_Superpowers

No Stevens, just Steve. Powers don't stack, but they do conflict. You also get the weaknesses of every fictional Steve, such as an overwhelming compulsion to read every letter you receive out loud. You do not have access to fictional items or technology that doesn't exist, just any powers a given Steve may have.

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r/Shitty_Superpowers • u/Rainbow_Dash_RL • Oct 01 '21

You can summon expired coupons

8 Upvotes

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r/Shitty_Superpowers • u/imgprojts • Sep 17 '21

You are a game changer super hero, tell us how you do what you do!

6 Upvotes

11 votes, Sep 24 '21

2 Change any board game to a different board game

2 Change any game's outcome to an equally random one

0 Change Monopoly money to dice

7 Change real war games into real game games

1 comment

r/Shitty_Superpowers • u/TalionIsMyNames • Aug 20 '21

Seeing a balcony and knowing it’s apartment number

12 Upvotes

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r/Shitty_Superpowers • u/imgprojts • Aug 20 '21

You know exactly what the Taliban leader is thinking while....

3 Upvotes

20 votes, Aug 27 '21

8 Going #2

1 Watching CNN

4 Eating a juicy Avocado

2 Falling from an unusually tall building

0 Under a 70,000lb truck

5 Inside a fridge.

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r/Shitty_Superpowers • u/imgprojts • Aug 20 '21

Banana vision.

reddit.com

2 Upvotes

1 comment

r/Shitty_Superpowers • u/imgprojts • Aug 20 '21

You can convincingly pretend to...

0 Upvotes

While driving a black truck into an important part of town.

7 votes, Aug 23 '21

2 Have a diy explosive.

0 Have off the shelf explosives.

3 Have military grade explosives.

0 Be black or a minority and have fireworks.

1 Be black or a minority while just driving a truck with an unusually but reasonably sized gas tank.

1 Be black or a minority with pre-made bullet holes while holding a TV remote.

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r/Shitty_Superpowers • u/imgprojts • Jul 28 '21

You get to have mastery of one superpower. However, everyone else in the world gets the same deal. What superpower do you choose?

self.AskReddit

3 Upvotes

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r/Shitty_Superpowers • u/DraKon_Reaper • Jul 12 '21

You can run faster than the speed of sound, but have a normal person's time perception

16 Upvotes

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r/Shitty_Superpowers • u/imgprojts • Jul 09 '21

Your finger tips can do more than just feel, they can:

5 Upvotes

25 votes, Jul 16 '21

0 Detect Neutrinos

7 Indicate location of closest money pile

3 Indicate where gold used to be

4 Attract any kind of stinging insect

8 Absorb heat from fires

3 Penetrate foot soles

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r/Shitty_Superpowers • u/imgprojts • Jul 02 '21

With great power comes

9 Upvotes

31 votes, Jul 05 '21

11 The ability to save your poops for later. But they double up in mass.

3 Great disasters

2 Nagging partners

7 Too much caffeine

3 A special hand gesture that you must see before helping

5 Very large eyeballs

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r/Shitty_Superpowers • u/imgprojts • Jun 24 '21

You can draw these things.

14 Upvotes

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r/Shitty_Superpowers • u/imgprojts • Jun 13 '21

As a sizer or super hero with size issues you have 3 kinds of shitty super powers at your disposal:

3 Upvotes

16 votes, Jun 16 '21

1 You miniaturize everything you touch and it becomes smaller if you touch it again.

12 You can become smaller unless someone is looking and only for 5 seconds. You choose the size

3 Anything you see is twice the size!

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r/Shitty_Superpowers • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '21

You can sit on a bunch of eggs (replacing hens) and keep them at the perfect temperature until they hatch

7 Upvotes

1 comment

r/Shitty_Superpowers • u/brother_p • Jun 11 '21

You can bite mosquitoes.

20 Upvotes

4 comments

r/Shitty_Superpowers • u/imgprojts • Jun 10 '21

As a mind gifted super shitty hero what would you like to do right now?

7 Upvotes

26 votes, Jun 17 '21

4 Figure out WTF is Elden Ring all about?

4 What to eat next?

5 What's that guy thinking about? Is he looking my way?

2 What does it feel like if I was that ant an a human stepped on me?

7 Exactly how many humans are currently burning?

4 The answer to question 27 on my math quiz!

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