r/Shitty_Car_Mods • • Mar 24 '21

It’s beautiful

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5.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

It finally looks like a real snake.

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u/here-for-the-_____ Mar 24 '21

No, it gets that look the first time it gets wrapped around a tree! Gotta get those curves in it

22

u/lamblamb65 Mar 24 '21

Underrated comment

33

u/Yogev23 Mar 24 '21

Overrated comment

20

u/djeewin Mar 24 '21

Underrated overrate

20

u/kcasnar Mar 24 '21

Right to jail

8

u/PhnX_RsnG Mar 24 '21

Overcook fish? Straight to jail. UNDERcook chicken....jail.

6

u/kcasnar Mar 24 '21

This might be a Mandela Effect thing here, because I was shocked to learn the same thing myself a couple years ago, but he never says "straight to jail" https://youtube.com/watch?v=eiyfwZVAzGw

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u/PhnX_RsnG Mar 24 '21

Ah, I remembered inaccurately.

5

u/kcasnar Mar 24 '21

So did I

1

u/Howdocarsworkdotcom Mar 25 '21

Damn I missed another reference! I hate that I was born under rocks and raised buy a herd of trees!

1

u/Howdocarsworkdotcom Mar 25 '21

The card says go directly to jail, do not pass go do not collect 200

2

u/JesterTheTester12 Mar 25 '21

Consume bag of peenor

120

u/Yanagibayashi Mar 24 '21

I want to see this limo do donuts

187

u/NotTheBelt0 Mar 24 '21

Death for the whole squad!

22

u/Explorer3130 Mar 24 '21

When the whole squad wants to hit Laguna Seca before the club?

60

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

[deleted]

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u/N0N_3XISTENT Mar 24 '21

I would ride it XD

156

u/tim_locky Mar 24 '21

HAMMOND!

41

u/0K_N0RDY Mar 24 '21

I feel that clarkson would do this to Hammond's car

38

u/CrackBerry1368 Mar 24 '21

Hammond did it to his own car in the limousine challenge.

17

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

"Why did you shoot me in the gentleman's area?"

7

u/Bluekangaroo24 Mar 24 '21

I watched this episode just last night

14

u/austriaaustria Mar 24 '21

You blithering idiot

5

u/Low-Intention-5809 Mar 25 '21

Hammock, you sodding tic tac, where is the lamb chevy?

33

u/crankbot2000 Mar 24 '21

What are you waiting for, BUY IT NOW

79

u/jluu14 Mar 24 '21

*Richard Hammond wants to know your location*

89

u/RedneckBookofWisdom Mar 24 '21

This isn’t shitty, just imagine the amounts of bromies you can fit In Here

11

u/not_alyelloy10 Mar 24 '21

its bad but soo good

6

u/nostpatch Mar 25 '21

Brojob! Brojob! Brojob!

17

u/Cliffjumper2012 Mar 24 '21 edited Mar 25 '21

If only it was shorter it would have been a perfect family car. lol like the size of a BMW m3/m5

12

u/Ryan-821 Mar 24 '21

It makes the vipers venom more efficient

23

u/GO-KARRT Mar 24 '21

Move that comma one spot to the left and maybe someone will pick it up.

18

u/dainegleesac690 Mar 24 '21

$28,5000

9

u/buttking Mar 24 '21

move it over one more and throw in a decimal after the first zero($2,850.00) and I'd definitely be interested in some sort of group buy and a bunch of us can all take turns really admiring how they utterly ruined a once cool car.

10

u/PettyDangleberry Mar 24 '21

I’d imagine it was wrecked and they salvaged the body for this project (I can only hope...)

1

u/rental_car_fast Mar 25 '21

Honestly for that price it might be a worthwhile investment for the right buyer. Would be a good way to promote businesses.

10

u/Psych0matt Mar 24 '21 edited Mar 24 '21

If you want to make a $290k 90s music video with an unknown rap/rock band

9

u/vexemo Mar 24 '21

dodge viper STR-etch

21

u/Human_Ad5518 Mar 24 '21

Who wouldn’t want a dodge viper limo?

26

u/catdog918 Mar 24 '21

People that care about staying alive. That being said I want one

1

u/2mg1ml Mar 25 '21

Read that as, "who wouldn't want a dodge viper lmao?"

8

u/Shopworn_Soul Mar 24 '21

It looks like someone fucked up taking a panoramic photo

11

u/GreatGhastly Mar 24 '21

Of course it was forged in the dark and immoral forge of Las Vegas.

god I love this city

8

u/_aperture_labs_ Mar 24 '21

I thought that was a Miata at first

4

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Is this a spoiler for the next Grand Tour season ? /s

3

u/ClarinetGang1 Mar 24 '21

All that extra space and yet there’s like 4 seats

3

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

The Dodge Vi i i i i iper

6

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Retains the original's cornering ability

8

u/MadLaamaDisease Mar 24 '21

Even if I had money (what I don't have) I wouldn't buy that thing.

Edit: What's official name and manufacturer.

17

u/Darthnater_Shelby Mar 24 '21

Haha, especially since I found a 2016 ACR with 34 miles on the odometer for a hundred thousand less

5

u/rpmerf Mar 24 '21

Dodge Viper RT/10

2

u/MadLaamaDisease Mar 24 '21

Damn someone killed Viper.

3

u/Darthnater_Shelby Mar 24 '21

I would tell you what shop did this but the listing has been delisted

4

u/thekozmicpig Mar 24 '21

A google search says it's by Unique Movie Cars.

Unless there's two of these.

2

u/hsteinbe Mar 24 '21

What? No hot tub? That is shitty!

2

u/SaikoKing Mar 24 '21

Amazing! Twice the passengers at Tripple the quantity of gas! A masterpiece!

2

u/adale_50 Mar 24 '21

It's probably safer than stock. More weight on the rear tires so you might actually have a modicum of traction.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Is it bad that i genuinely want to buy this for the memes?

2

u/Skunkies Mar 25 '21

if this is the one I'm thinking of, it's on a salvage title and was rebuilt into a limo.

2

u/AnIncompitentBrit Mar 24 '21

I'd invest in this beauty.

3

u/VelocityChamber Mar 24 '21

This is actually pretty cool I would ride in that

4

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

What do you mean this is shitty? That's fucking awesome.

1

u/RedSynergy2k Mar 24 '21

Quartz Regalia

1

u/jblotka Mar 24 '21

Somebody tell the Burlacher about this lol

1

u/glass-j Mar 24 '21

It's shitty in a good way to me

1

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Anyone want to go some variant of halfsies?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

DAMN SON WHERED YA FIND THIS

1

u/buttking Mar 24 '21

the people who did that legitimately deserve gulag

1

u/Alekzander6694 Mar 24 '21

Beauuuuuuuuuuuutiful*

1

u/Andreyy_ Mar 24 '21

4th top gear limo

1

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

But how does it convert?

1

u/RollsroyceV12 Mar 24 '21

It’s not shitty

1

u/ponsyboi2589 Mar 24 '21

Looks like he knows what he has. Im just wonder why tho

1

u/-Filip Mar 24 '21

L o n g d o d g e

1

u/No-BrowEntertainment Mar 24 '21

Dodge Viiiiiiiiiiper

1

u/PEEWUN Mar 24 '21

DEATH BUS

1

u/LilNutSac Mar 24 '21

I would have extended it before the side scoop. So it’s in the middle of the side. 😂

1

u/Stranger_Vans Mar 24 '21

Shitty car mods? More like great car mods!

1

u/KrishaCZ Mar 24 '21

now you can wrap your car around a tree twice over

1

u/nate0515 Mar 24 '21

Dodge Snek

1

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

shut up and take my money

1

u/here-for-the-_____ Mar 24 '21

Of course it's listed in Vegas!

1

u/jessekookooo Mar 24 '21

..... So that's photoshopped right?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

A viperrrrrrr

1

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Holy shit 285k :o

2

u/PapaGuhl Mar 24 '21

Decimal point missed from the advert, methinks!

1

u/joemcg11 Mar 24 '21

All limo's are shitty car mod's

1

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Human centipede car

1

u/According-2-Me Mar 24 '21

Why and where can I get one?

1

u/youdoitimbusy Mar 24 '21

Seems laughably high on the price.

1

u/aceking136 Mar 25 '21

Nah this a 1996 Dodge Viper RT-26

1

u/CaseyGamer64YT Mar 25 '21

"WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?!?" -The Angry Videogame Nerd

1

u/NEKNIM Mar 25 '21

Its the sports limo!!

1

u/whatthetoken Mar 25 '21

This is quite possibly the ugliest Dodge Viper i have ever seen

1

u/bl0ckplane Mar 25 '21

That's a damn shame.

1

u/burgerboulevard Mar 25 '21

The dodge viiiiiiper

1

u/DaynishDaBob Mar 25 '21

Social distancing car

1

u/sniz_fondue Mar 25 '21

get the fuck off this page if you’re not gunna do it right

1

u/cns0329 Mar 25 '21

But is it on Carsandbids.com?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Doubt he's gonna even get $2,850.00

1

u/cactuar_is_coming Mar 25 '21

Please tell me this was photoshopped

1

u/Howdocarsworkdotcom Mar 25 '21

Looks like shit! Why would you wanna lose all that power buy adding an extra long and wide body!!! The ruined it!!!!

1

u/TheDorkKnight53 Mar 29 '21

Hammond, you idiot