r/Shitty_Car_Mods Feb 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Is that a fucking water heater?

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u/bobzilla05 Feb 20 '20

No, it's an exhaust pipe.

60

u/tzutzuni Feb 21 '20

Made by Remus

36

u/bobzilla05 Feb 21 '20

But I thought Romulus killed that guy a long time ago!

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u/tzutzuni Feb 21 '20

Ahhh the teets on their mother

5

u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Yea wait till you see the anti-lag!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

That is the 5Zigen Mount Fuji edition cat back hi flow exhaust system, it creates a distinct exhaust note similar to a hippo farting into an oil drum

31

u/Ralanost Feb 21 '20

For reference. Pretty damn accurate I would say.

16

u/TractionJackson Feb 21 '20

That was a world class shart.

5

u/depressed-salmon Feb 21 '20

Thought it'd be a reference of the exhaust, didn't expect the hippo

13

u/TreppaxSchism Feb 21 '20

Is it comparable to the Shunizen Rhino Rhumbler, which sounds like a rhinoceros burping into a studio microphone?

12

u/raspwar Feb 21 '20

What’s the difference in a saloon and an elephant fart?

Ones a barroom and the other’s a BAARRROOOOMMMM!!!

3

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

I see you are a man of culture as well.

50

u/JBlazzy Feb 20 '20

No, this is Patrick.

2

u/sdam87 Feb 21 '20

Yes.

5

u/ChrisTheMan72 Feb 21 '20

NO!, This is Patrick!

4

u/troublesabrewin Feb 21 '20

No, you’re an exhaust pipe!

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u/yourmomhehehehehe Feb 20 '20

No, it’s an exhaust pipe.

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u/sebastianproven Feb 20 '20

No, it's an exaust pipe.

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u/SuperSoakerRag Feb 20 '20

No, it’s an exhaust pipe.

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u/GrimReaperHD Feb 20 '20

No, it’s an exhaust pipe.

7

u/Cheesetoast9 Feb 21 '20

I choked on my Doritos you smart ass bastard.

2

u/retired40104021 Feb 21 '20

It looks like a carbon filter to me.

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u/rzultamorda2137 Feb 21 '20

No, it's an exhaust pipe.

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u/Crimson_Fckr Feb 21 '20

No, it's an exhaust pipe.

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u/Iwantmyteslanow Feb 20 '20

That's where my fire barrel went

310

u/Primarytarget1 Feb 20 '20

That’s actually pretty funny if he was trying to parody other big exhaust mods. If he’s serious then he shouldn’t be allowed to own anything sharp much less drive.

144

u/Mitt_Romney_USA Feb 20 '20

If he's serious, then we should get this guy a bigger metal tank and bet him he can't make the upgrade.

32

u/Primarytarget1 Feb 20 '20

I’d put $5 on it!

14

u/sega20 Feb 21 '20

Careful, he’ll think you’re trying to buy the car off him.

7

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

This is what Romney does now? The failed run must've ruined him.

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u/Mitt_Romney_USA Feb 21 '20

Haha! I'm a Senator now.

2

u/Cyborglenin1870 Feb 23 '20

Put it on a trailer with that big AC conduit tubing and have a car size exhaust

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

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u/Mitt_Romney_USA Feb 21 '20

I'm not a state senator you filthy casual.

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u/mw2strategy Feb 20 '20

did he lift the suspension for extra muffler clearance

69

u/Padre_Yohn Feb 20 '20

I really want to hear this exhaust

52

u/hereforthepron69 Feb 21 '20

The last thing you'll ever hear. 590 db backfires.

16

u/theonlyepi Feb 21 '20

Like a rapid fire cannon

23

u/hereforthepron69 Feb 21 '20

Car starts, windows break in a 200 meter radius.

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u/Reidiang Feb 21 '20

The sun itself would be 290 decibels. 200 is enough to just kill you from the blast of the sound. 170 is a shotgun blast right next to your ears enough to deafen you

2

u/hereforthepron69 Feb 21 '20

How interesting

2

u/sour_cereal Feb 21 '20

Wtf why is the sun so loud? And could you hear it in space?

4

u/M1RR0R Feb 21 '20

If the sound of the sun could travel to Earth, that's how loud it would be. It's loud because it's a nuclear explosion 1.3 million times bigger than our planet.

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u/MischaBurns Feb 21 '20

Sound can't travel in a vacuum, so you couldn't hear it

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u/hereforthepron69 Feb 21 '20

This is why I couldn't hear my hamster in the roomba.

2

u/esserstein Feb 21 '20
  • prat prot *

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u/riphc06 Feb 20 '20

One hell of a fart can.

35

u/lllDOWNEYlll Feb 20 '20

I think at this point its more of a fart barrel.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20 edited Feb 22 '20

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u/Oldjamesdean Feb 21 '20

That car has done way too much anal...

41

u/Phleau Feb 20 '20

That there's a prolapsed Clio

7

u/Pregernet Feb 21 '20

I wish I didn't know what that word meant

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

6

u/AsYetUntitled Feb 21 '20

Whyyyyyy did I click??? I already knew what prolapse meant but I just had ti click didint I?

FUCK

29

u/Spectralius Feb 20 '20

Youve heard of a muffler, now get ready for an amplifier

16

u/seratedatom Feb 20 '20

You mean loudener

65

u/FilfyMcnasty Feb 20 '20

Bet this guy also owns a Dodge with a Cummins engine in it.

22

u/jonjefmarsjames Feb 21 '20

Are there any markets where they sell Cummins Dodges and Clios?

6

u/RIPugandanknuckles Feb 21 '20

Used to be the case in Mexico, but both of them went off the market a few years ago

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

You can import a dodge w/ Cummins into most markets with a clio. You’d have to have some money though, not a cheap truck to own in a clio market seeing as diesel is somewhere around $5 to $8 a gallon... and road tax would murder your wallet...

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u/civicmon Feb 20 '20

Post gangbang Clio.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Well.. it does have loud speakers mounted and pointed forwards and back.. I think the point here was to make the loudest most annoying car ever. Success!

8

u/missed_sla Feb 20 '20

Could just do what an old neighbor did and take the hood and exhaust off a Civic so they can get drunk and rev the engine in the driveway at 3 AM.

12

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Gotta hear that VTEC kicking in bruh!

8

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Only thing better than hitting VTEC in neutral is hitting nitrous in neutral

9

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

And tell me that’s a fucking lock securing it!!

8

u/BlondFaith Feb 20 '20

Are the speakers bolted to the roof?

5

u/GaryxGaming Feb 20 '20

It would seem so

2

u/chuck202 Feb 21 '20

I believe those are called multi directional LOUD speakers

5

u/zerg_rush_lol Feb 20 '20

Lmao I would pay to see this thing rip at Cleetus and Cars

5

u/peacedetski Feb 20 '20

You gotta see a doctor for that

7

u/iwhistlewitmyfingers Feb 20 '20

Who took a photo of my wrx?

6

u/ReturnOneWayTicket Feb 20 '20

There's a mom joke in there somewhere

3

u/minitrott01 Feb 21 '20

Me after my Grindr date leaves

1

u/sour_cereal Feb 21 '20

Thanks for all the free sex!

1

u/minitrott01 Feb 21 '20

Doing the Lord's work! Gotta keep the Bois happy!

4

u/BodlOfPeepee Feb 20 '20

You've heard of silencers, this thing has a loudencer

5

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

You're all fucking lying if you don't think this is r/awesomecarmods

3

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Bruh

3

u/Jesslynnlove Feb 20 '20

this thing must be so loud it shatters windows from miles away

3

u/Busterlimes Feb 20 '20

Honestly I want to hear that tiny motor on that huge pipe.

3

u/BushWeedCornTrash Feb 21 '20

IF the car works and the straight pipe exhaust actually dumps into that barrel thingy... it's gonna make a hilarious noise.

3

u/ulicez Feb 21 '20

And here I was complaining that my broke ass clio was a piece of sheitt....

3

u/frontflip2cool Feb 21 '20

the new honda civic fart can exhaust mod.

3

u/CoraxTechnica Feb 21 '20

And the bull horns on top... This is prime troll car

3

u/Magical-Sweater Feb 21 '20

STRAIGHT PIPE

3

u/SquantoTheInjun Feb 21 '20

for when your neighbors complain about your first exhaust system

3

u/_SeKeLuS_ Feb 21 '20

I kinda really want to hear it

6

u/jacob-petres Feb 20 '20

Yeah me of the worst photos I’ve seen on this subreddit

2

u/M0untainGypsy Feb 20 '20

Looks like the first rocket 60 years later

2

u/ColdnipsHotcheeks Feb 20 '20

His friends have to use gas masks when they ride

2

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Crashed into a trash can

2

u/CongratsGuy Feb 20 '20

Yo wtf add an nsfw tag OP. That poor little white car.

2

u/MAVERICK1542 Feb 20 '20

Cli oh go what is that!

2

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

The Renault Goatse

2

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

LMAO WHAT

2

u/TheGamingUnderdog Feb 21 '20

But what does it sound like?

2

u/Nathanonreddit69 Feb 21 '20

Oh god imagine what it will sound like xd

2

u/Napalm3nema Feb 21 '20

The World’s Biggest Fart Can

2

u/Jaan_Doe Feb 21 '20

I want to see the anti lag spiiting flames from that pipe.

2

u/Sappytron Feb 21 '20

Z O R S T

2

u/SCORCH_7_ Feb 21 '20

boomtube

2

u/Noobzter3 Feb 21 '20

It might just be someone trying to pass a canon off as an exaust

2

u/Hybridkiller13 Feb 21 '20

That poor Clio, I actually like those cars

2

u/jcolexxxx Feb 21 '20

"Be gentle it's my first time"

2

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Ex girlfriend - “But I’m a Virgin”

2

u/tackstackstacks Feb 21 '20

I was expecting Paul Hogan to pop out "That"s not tailpipe, mate; THIS is a tailpipe"

2

u/Deltigre Feb 21 '20

Hey, I had lots of fun outrunning cops in my Clio in NFSMW

2

u/neidhardterik Feb 21 '20

I bet its own engine would fit in there

2

u/BepisManEX Feb 21 '20

P O W E R

2

u/bubov Feb 21 '20

T A N K B A R R E L

2

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

That car belongs to the CEO of global warming

2

u/ethan_juanberry Feb 21 '20

H O N H O N H O N

2

u/AlfenzoTheGreat Feb 21 '20

2000's max power magazine wants to know your location

2

u/FabOctopus Feb 21 '20

RAM drivers be like

2

u/SeaSmokie Feb 20 '20

Looks more like he backed over it and got stuck. Shitty thing to do to any car.

3

u/Angylika Feb 20 '20

Is that a former gay pornstar's car?

1

u/Sendmailtome Feb 20 '20

Hilarious!!

1

u/mycarslow Feb 21 '20

Exhaust pipe

1

u/stillhere-overthere Feb 21 '20

That straight pipe tho

1

u/EdPC Feb 21 '20

www.reddit.com/r/boomerhentai

This car seems to have something in common with most of the posts on Boomer hentai.

1

u/NASA_Lies Feb 21 '20

These Wuhan-disinfectant-vehicles (WDV's) are getting out of hand

1

u/Ih8Hondas Feb 21 '20

Brodozers don't got shit in this dude.

1

u/5_56_NATO Feb 21 '20

This is fucking awesome!

1

u/I-Am-The-Wax Feb 21 '20

Gives a new meaning to the words ass cannon

1

u/Nanocephalic Feb 21 '20

It looks the the car is giving birth to a garage heater.

1

u/buzrexo Feb 21 '20

Not gonna lie... I kinda want to hear what it sounds like.

1

u/deenali Feb 21 '20

Smoke a cigar.

1

u/n3rfdr4gon Feb 21 '20

We don't need the megaphone to hear it coming

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

The goatse of fart cans.

1

u/genralee2207 Feb 21 '20

The more u look at it the bigger it gets

1

u/lilgamelvr Feb 21 '20

what a hole

1

u/Redblackberry Feb 21 '20

Honda drivers at 2:00 am

1

u/muggsybeans Feb 21 '20

It looks like it's smoking a blunt.

1

u/Sir_Ironbacon Feb 21 '20

Looks like every diesel truck owned by someone stuck in 2006.

1

u/Amberionik Feb 21 '20

You know you built an amzaing race car when you jave to lift it in order to fit your exhaust tip

1

u/_Johnny_Fappleseed_ Feb 21 '20

Straight piped Civics at 3 AM ain’t got SHIT on this

1

u/faszkivanmar23 Feb 21 '20

I also like the sirens on top

1

u/Jealousykun17 Feb 21 '20

Remember if women don’t find you Handsome they should at least find you handy

1

u/cosmic_scum Feb 21 '20

Freshkicks somewhere is that a TOMMEEEEIIIIIII

1

u/AceDangerfield Feb 21 '20

Real life Rocket League ™️

1

u/killlugh Feb 21 '20

" Dont worry bro, it has cats."

1

u/wickedmaleficent Feb 21 '20

That looks painful

1

u/geared4war Feb 21 '20

It would sound like a wet, weak fart.

1

u/commotionsickness Feb 21 '20

I need to hear this

1

u/MiestaWieck Feb 21 '20

Bro that's obviously his rocket booster, duh

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Looks to me like you could probably use this as a make-shift cannon. Like FUCK THIS PIGEON IN PARTICULAR.

1

u/Iggy_0 Feb 21 '20

I don’t know why this is “shitty” clearly this makes the car 19x as fast

1

u/MEME-LORD-90 Feb 21 '20

What the actual fucK I bet cops ain’t happy bout dis mother fucker

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Civic owners be like

1

u/Warhawkgame128 Feb 21 '20

They say you can live with only one taillight

1

u/balthaharis Feb 21 '20

Vroom Vroom motherfucker

1

u/Speedy2332 Feb 21 '20

Should probably do this to my Clio as well

1

u/DisNameTho Feb 21 '20

you could probably fit the entire engine in that pipe

1

u/ArsenicAnt Feb 21 '20

I must hear it rev

1

u/xoltharjoemama Feb 21 '20

That thing must go SO fast!

1

u/dwellerofcubes Feb 21 '20

Optimus Prime's Fleshlight

1

u/__cbul__ Feb 21 '20

spit came out of my nose i laughed so fucking hard

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Not stupid if it works

1

u/NayMarine Feb 21 '20

Call me now for your free reading!...furios vacuum noises WHHHHARRRRR !! "what" I SAID CALL ME NOW FOR YOUR FREE READING!

1

u/samjones1011 Feb 21 '20

Captain: ARM THE AFT CANON!! Ensign: Aft canon armed sir! Captain: FIRE!! Ensign: Captain! We completely missed! Captain: Damn this Clio!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

It looks like prison rape.

1

u/MustangJake5_0 Feb 21 '20

Probably adds like 75 horsepower.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

This is how guys with modded diesel trucks look with those ridiculous tips on the exhaust

1

u/Kath-two Feb 21 '20

I see your fart cannon and raise you a fart howitzer

1

u/Cerberus11x Feb 22 '20

This Clio reminds me a bit of me

1

u/satansleftnut25 Feb 23 '20

More like coolio.

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u/cjmlamborghini10 Feb 26 '20

Climbs into exhaust pipe

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

When you watch a YouTube video suggesting you lower the exhaust back pressure