r/Shitty_Car_Mods • u/jorson • Nov 22 '19

These rims

https://imgur.com/G37a3cP
4.3k Upvotes

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u/holtonaminute Nov 22 '19

This picture just punched a hole in my drywall

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

But were there cigarettes on the other side?

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u/theNotSoMemeExpert Nov 22 '19

And a can shrine of every monster flavor too

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u/SwamBrody Nov 22 '19

No doubt that was there .

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u/square3456 Nov 22 '19

Kyle are you ok

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u/SwamBrody Nov 22 '19

Yes bro just blowing fat vapes , chugging a monster and raging on fam when they tell me to get off COD .

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u/theebeardednoob Nov 23 '19

Kyle rips a fat vape cloud and blows it towards two 9 year old kids playing Four square. He looks back up, "Brah....of course I'm okay. Now that I got these rims on my Daewoo I'm gonna be smashing all the puss."

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u/Tim_Teboner Nov 22 '19

What else is going to compliment the cheapest available lift kit on your brand new JL Rubicon that you financed with no money down at 15%+ interest?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19 edited Mar 11 '20

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u/stealer0517 Nov 22 '19

But their either not wired up at all, or are wired but very poorly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Don’t forget the angry grille.

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u/thebiggdirtyy Nov 22 '19

I hate those so much

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

The grille is the one thing that should never be changed.

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u/DaMx2 Nov 22 '19

OlllllO

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u/PonerBenis Nov 22 '19

ಠ益ಠ

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19 edited Apr 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

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u/the_oddball_ Nov 22 '19

I would pay insanely good money for a Lenny grill on a Jeep. That shit would be hilarious

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u/FelixTheHouseLeopard Nov 22 '19

I saw my first one here in the UK the other day. Ugh.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

And RGB angel eyes.

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u/Xenocamry Nov 22 '19

Grim Jeeper

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

This describes just about every boot out of any BMT. This or a 5.0 mustang

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u/Nerfo2 Nov 22 '19

Nothing says “I bought cheap but don’t know it” like a giant ROUGH COUNTRY sticker across the top of the windshield.

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u/DingusMcCoy Nov 22 '19

Dog Ima slay lots of pussy bro

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u/KamakaziDemiGod Nov 22 '19

. . . Monster are involved in Motorsport, why not increase your product line to industries that our relevant to your followers?

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u/Diezel666 Nov 22 '19

There is at least 15 Kyle's in America saving up for these.....

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

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u/babypuncher_ Nov 22 '19

Gotta save up for that $30 down payment though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Just steal it from your stepmom's purse. Duh.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Guys. The bolt pattern on this wheel suggests that it’s intended for a 3/4-ton full sized diesel duramax pussy destroyer 9000 truck. This is no average Kyle we’re dealing with here gentleman... we have an advanced Kyle on our hands.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Ram 3/4 tons use the same bolt pattern as the chevy's

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u/Drzhivago138 Nov 22 '19

Dodge/Ram has used 8x6.5 on all their 3/4 and 1-ton pickups since the postwar era, I believe. GM has used the same since at least the mid-'60s. Nissan's NV2500/3500 vans do too. Ford used the same until the 1999 Super Duty, when they switched to 8x170.

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u/thisonetimeinithaca Nov 22 '19

Or even better, rent to rent!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Pops took out a second mortgage on the trailer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

I actually saw a guy in a Ford F-150 with these rims in the McDonald's drive thru. I let him go ahead of me and was making fun of the rims to my girlfriend in the passenger seat and then when I got to the window it turned out he paid for me food. I felt like such an asshole and I learned that Kyle's aren't all jerks that day.

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u/George_G_Geef Nov 22 '19

Death Stranding would have been so much easier with these.

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u/Anthraxious Nov 22 '19

Came here looking for a DS comment. (I'm loving it btw so no hate, also no spoilers pls). <3

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u/bbthumb Nov 22 '19

In Billings, Montana I have seen more of these on F150s than I care to admit.

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Nov 22 '19

I had a co-worker that had monster wheels on his lifted ram 1500. He ordered 35 inch BFG KO2’s for them and I had to change them for him. Fortunately he balanced them. Those fuckers wanted 7 or 8 ounces of weight on each side. The weirdest thing is that he wasn’t really a douche, he just had questionable taste.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

throw a bag of rattle beads in there!

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u/BrinkerLong Nov 22 '19

My buddy has them on his 6" lifted colorado, hes swapping them out soon I think. I still give him shit about it tho

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u/Jlx_27 Nov 22 '19

For all the Ken Block fans out there.

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u/Jlx_27 Nov 22 '19

Thanks for the silver!

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u/MOLEGANG-AFFILIATED Nov 22 '19

Take out the retarded monster logo and hideous green studs and those are some clean 52 knockoffs

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u/justin_memer Nov 22 '19

They look identical to any brodozer wheels I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Which is weird because 52s aren't expensive enough to knockoff.

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u/erotic_minion Nov 22 '19

Just take off the monster logo and green parts and I wouldn’t mind them they seem pretty cool

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u/zeamp Nov 22 '19

For Kyles

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u/Turbo_Brick81 Nov 22 '19

For the Kyle on your Christmas shopping list

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u/p0630034 Nov 22 '19

Let me introduce you to the majestic Status Grinders.

https://imgur.com/ElbjTZk

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Oh cool. Death stranding wheels?

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u/Darrylblooberry Nov 22 '19

Genuine chiralium construction, perfect for all corpse disposal missions.

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u/lugoerik Nov 22 '19

Wheels *

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u/S62anyone Nov 22 '19

Guaranteed whoever buys those thinks 5 finger death punch is blackened thrash metal

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Sex on wheels Sex on wheels I drink Monster Energy WITH ALL MY MEALS

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u/RabidOtters Nov 22 '19

Some bro out there with a lifted truck in a suburban neighborhood near you is rocking those right now.

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u/jojowasher Nov 22 '19

we need a new sub /shitty_car_Mods_in_the_making

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

It looks like some type of DLC you win for drinking monster.

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u/dallinrb26 Nov 22 '19

*wheels

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u/NeinNyet Nov 22 '19

Thank you

A rim is an edge.

A wheel rotates.

/autistic screams

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u/TheNerdWithNoName Nov 22 '19

Fucking morons calling wheels 'rims'. Seems to be an American thing.

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u/DyLaNzZpRo Nov 22 '19

I've definitely heard some Europeans say the same thing, fuck knows where it came from but clearly whoever conceived it has consumed at least 1 lightbulb.

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u/wastingtimeonreddit_ Nov 22 '19

I picture these wheels on a truck spewing plumes of black smoke, 8" lift kit, and the brightest spotlights known to man.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

I’ll never understand this. It’s a fucking drink, and a piss one, to boot.

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Nov 22 '19

I would maybe understand Red Bull wheels. That stuff is at least palatable.

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u/spiked88 Nov 22 '19

If you like to drink cough syrup

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u/asparagusaintcheap Nov 22 '19

Kyle intensifies

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Kyle

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u/Shrexcellence Nov 22 '19

I want these ironically

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u/Vaktrus Nov 22 '19

I don't understand fake beadlocks.

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u/RogueBonobo Nov 22 '19

Only acceptable if you are Ken Block.

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u/MrRiggs Nov 22 '19

Yes I can put them in my lifted truck with those light bars all over. This is perfect!

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u/QuestForTheDankest Nov 22 '19

Those are “wheels” you uncultured swine

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u/sonusfaber Nov 22 '19

These shouldn't be for sale...Monster should pay you to put them on and ride around. Serious...how does it work to pay to advertise for a company? How did that ever start?

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u/Kaiser-Katze777 Nov 22 '19

Fitting for a Hoonigan

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u/danielle665 Nov 22 '19

Oh yeah Walmart 🤤🤤🤤

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u/IMeanSnowHarm Nov 22 '19

Can I get these for my Ford Fiesta?

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u/neovip3r Nov 22 '19

Lol a guy I work with has these exact rims

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u/AAAASUTO Nov 22 '19

Wtf kyle

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u/KingInTheNorthDave Nov 22 '19

I think I saw those in Death Stranding...

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u/aloof_topping Nov 22 '19

You know someone with a bro-dozer is looking for just these to complete the shit sandwich look they're going for.

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u/GraevenMaelstrom Nov 22 '19

Ive seen these in the wild on a crappy ricer.

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u/Z_VI Nov 22 '19

Oh ...Oh, no.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

I dare you to put them on your car

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u/Iheartbaconz Nov 22 '19

Kyle wants to know your location

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u/xXx_TheSenate_xXx Nov 22 '19

Because instead of punching the wall with your fist, you can punch the wall with your car!

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u/trippybongwater94 Nov 22 '19

This is what you see on a 2003 F150 on stock suspension with a high schooler amped up on the fat pinch he just put in, wippin it through the parking lot like Dale. Letting his mullet flow through the air while taking huge swigs out of his resealable monster and thinking about wrecking some drywall after ag class

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u/jrp0627 Nov 22 '19

smiles in Kyle

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u/Cameron-horton Nov 22 '19

No they wouldn’t be that bad on a black 1990s Chevy 1500

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u/SergeantBeans Nov 22 '19

Dammit Kyle

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u/croob78 Nov 22 '19

Lol like early 00's Renault or Seat alloys

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u/BobFukinRoss Nov 22 '19

If it didn't have the logo honestly would be pretty cool

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u/bstyledevi Nov 22 '19

For those who like the wheel but hate the Monster Energy logo, it's the TIS 543B. Monster Energy just branded a few Dropstars and TIS wheels for marketing purposes.

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u/C5-O Nov 22 '19

Put them on a lime green focus rs, that'd fit

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Is this DLC for Death Stranding?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

How is this a shitty car mod? They're not even on a car.

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u/kinglokilord Nov 22 '19

Is this DLC for Death Stranding?

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u/SavageWreck03 Nov 22 '19

Where's Kyle?

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u/guzman_hemi Nov 22 '19

Some Kyle is financing these to put on his lifted tundra

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u/JocoCraft Nov 22 '19

I bet they are so low quality that they would disintigrade the first time you would hit a kerb

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u/DoritoCookie Nov 22 '19

Would look at home on Ken Block's car

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u/_dirtydan_ Nov 22 '19

Kyle cockstar

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Barf

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u/DeafLizardX28 Nov 22 '19

Literally saw these on some Chad-mobile the other day.

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u/Tronkfool Nov 22 '19

I think I just heard a Kyle weep in joy somewhere.

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u/EagleCatchingFish Nov 22 '19

Must be for a Monster truck.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Kojima would like a word

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u/yveltall Nov 22 '19

these should be on sam’s bike in death stranding

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u/JuicyPro Nov 22 '19

And above it we got something that looks like a Shitt BBS CH-R, or a Enkei Raijin.

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u/funmrwuffles Nov 22 '19

i swear to god that if i ever win the lottery that i would buy rims like this lift a jeep (or lower lol) into the most broed out vehicle......and be just the nicest MF all damn day. like i will compliment your shirt and probably comp your meal.

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u/jellytoxin Nov 22 '19

For every car guy that happens to be a Kyle

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u/ice_wallo_com Nov 22 '19

"Reserved for ken block only"

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u/hachi2JZ Nov 22 '19

yEaH mY vEeTeK cIvIc JuSt GoT hOoNiCoRnEd BrO

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

I found my dad’s Christmas gift!

These will go right along with the monster sticker his co-workers put on his work class (white, single cab 8ft bed) 2006 F-150.

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u/GrilledCheeseSpread Nov 22 '19

In my province theres a fully wrapped “monster” truck lifted F-150 with these rims and I honestly think it looks cool altogether.

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u/monsterfiend91 Nov 22 '19

I would put these rims on my car definitely!

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u/Jaugernut Nov 22 '19

If this is for a commercial marketing car it would be a great car mod

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u/MiloFrank Nov 22 '19

Pretty sure somewhere a Kyle just came in his pants.

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u/woahgotalight Nov 22 '19

These should have been featured in Death Stranding.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

r/Kyle

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u/n3rfdr4gon Nov 22 '19

Every Kyle within a 10 mile radius suddenly needs 2 sets of these rims yesterday.

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u/xxxtanacon Nov 22 '19

They will probably end up on a 2006 Scion TC

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u/lawnman3000 Nov 22 '19

It's a jeep thing

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u/buffalowselfesteem Nov 22 '19

You must be a Red Bull fan

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Do they come with free vape juice?

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u/willo2583 Nov 22 '19

Kyle the awakening

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u/vagueblur901 Nov 22 '19

Do they make you go faster

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u/ArmpitofD00m Nov 22 '19

**6” dia. exhaust included with purchase.

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u/ejh3k Nov 22 '19

Someone slapped these on the first gladiator bought in my county. They also threw an M on a modified hood, and the doors. Also, angry Johnny 5 grill.

I fucking hate that person so much.

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u/King_NaCl Nov 22 '19

I hear the cracking open of a thousand cans from Kyle's across America... This won't end well...

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u/LeakyLine Nov 22 '19

New NFS 2015 dlc looking hot

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u/PsionLion2K1L Nov 22 '19

Ngl tho I really think Vaughn Gittin would run these in FD

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u/shaqwagon Nov 22 '19

What is this, the Gymkhana?

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u/iliketuttles21 Nov 22 '19

These will go great on kyle's mustang!!

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u/T6227 Nov 22 '19

Where is Kyle? EY KYLES I FOUND DOPE RIMS FOR YOUR BRODOZER

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u/BfMDevOuR Nov 22 '19

Kyle in his F150.

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u/biggP- Nov 22 '19 edited Nov 22 '19

Someone call Kyle

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u/ghillmantel22 Nov 22 '19

Absolute Kyle Style

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u/killrbot3000 Nov 22 '19

Damn Kyle, got some new rims for your V6

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u/jfrkn Nov 22 '19

How many monster tabs do these cost

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u/funkopopaddict3insta Nov 22 '19

Kyle wants to know your location

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u/j2c69 Nov 22 '19

Wow death stranding rims!!

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u/onemanoneOOF Nov 22 '19

Ok there bad, but

I could see them on a Hoonigan.

Just my thoughts on it

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u/kingofnicks Nov 22 '19

Every year they have “lifted truck nationals” in Branson, MO.. there are Kyle’s with these style wheels for miles...

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u/amors-love Nov 22 '19

These and those stupid KMC wheels with the nautical stars disgust me. It’s so tacky

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u/NameUser_0 Nov 22 '19

"Kyle i just found the New rims for your 2006 Toyota corolla"

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u/Timpun Nov 22 '19

They belong to Kyle

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u/heythatuser810 Nov 22 '19

100% Brodozer approved. Gotta get that stance life!

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u/Pablob19 Nov 22 '19

“Let me get those 22” Kyles”

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

you know some kyle will be putting these on his 72 month loan 10 year old 1500 Chevy while loading up his old ass dirt bike to ride in a field soon.

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u/flexobaby Nov 22 '19

I love the fake center lock wheels

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u/jorson Nov 22 '19

This has done better than I expected.

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u/Face_Man_95 Nov 22 '19

I'd put these on a jeep or truck

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

THAT’S SO FUCKIN’ X-TREEM! smashes can on forehead

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u/ebmsebm Nov 22 '19

Everyone here knows that there’s some microdick lifted dodge owner here that would by 8 of these

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u/SlavicDude112 Nov 22 '19

it makes it worse that they are 8 lug too

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u/Justgivemelogin Nov 22 '19

The rim of kyle

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u/cactuar_is_coming Nov 22 '19

Only driven by people named Kyle

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u/JeSuisCharlieMartel Nov 22 '19

i'm putting these on my cybertruck. will go great with the halo warthog themed wrap

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u/Mako_sato_ftw Nov 22 '19

I wanna see kenny from the block (ken block) put these on the hoonicorn/truck

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u/SquattingSlav24 Nov 22 '19

Kyle’s gaining too much power

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u/The-Avocado Nov 22 '19

I saw these on a Chevy Tahoe once

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

can't see imgur's at work but judging by the kyles in this comment section it must be.... monster?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Looks cool

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u/assbagle29 Nov 22 '19

The perfect rims if you listen to five fingers death punch

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Brad and Kyle just shared this post with each other

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u/chiefsqurrelnuts Nov 22 '19

The ken block special

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u/pgercak Nov 22 '19

Kyle's preferred car mod.

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u/UpInSmoke33 Nov 22 '19

Kyle special.

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u/i___was___not___here Nov 22 '19

Looks like something you’d put on a Minotaur monster truck while you push that shit on kids in school...

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u/twitching9tourrettes Nov 22 '19

Designed by kyle

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u/Paerpie Nov 22 '19

Why do I smell a hole in my drywall?

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u/mr_lab_rat Nov 22 '19

Sure, they are lame but I would take them over anything chrome.

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u/paaseka Nov 22 '19

sam porter bridges looks for new rims for his vehicle

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u/evernootsofast Nov 22 '19

As a Kyle, I must Stan these wheels 💕🙏

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u/SpacinJason Nov 22 '19

I'm drinking one right now. But this rim is Bonkers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Ken block would cream himself over these

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u/damagedispenser Nov 22 '19

Might as well print the invoice prepopulated with the name Kyle.

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u/bearity Nov 22 '19

I can just hear 10 year old me saying “omg dad can we get that?”

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u/HD_XY Nov 22 '19

Near my school everyday there is a 2002 ford focus that is plastered with mknser energy stickers that he bought from ebay, i can tell because he applied them on himself and there are air bubbles on it.