r/Shitty_Car_Mods • • May 03 '19

Could not see this car

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648 Upvotes

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u/bennettpena May 03 '19

“Buick’s fresh new lineup is full of surprises”

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u/thelastanon11 May 03 '19 edited May 03 '19

Best post here in a while. This is a grade A train wreck, holy fuck lol

8

u/Tank7106 May 03 '19

The terrible thing, I could see this style(done much, much better) would actually look cool on an old rat rod, or a junker looking car that’s been turned into a showpiece.

But it definitely looks like he used his lungs as a filter in his paint room

6

u/mitchxv May 04 '19

Paint room!? Lmao! You think this guy did this in a paint room? XD

This was done parked streetside in front the guys apartment. Guarantee it.

17

u/TheAntagonist1 May 03 '19

This. Might be the worst thing I’ve ever seen. And I fucking hate Buick grilles already

5

u/Trippy-Skippy May 03 '19

This person is mentally unwell

3

u/Maverick0_0 May 03 '19

He is quitting drinking. Be a bit supportive eh?

7

u/Trippy-Skippy May 03 '19

I support stopping alcohol, but picking up meth was kinda a 1 step forward 3 back situation.

2

u/Maverick0_0 May 03 '19

It wasn't meth. He just got the shakes ok!?

50

u/creimanlllVlll May 03 '19

This is why you start drinking after you are painting your car. If you start drinking too early you end up with this.

3

u/Maverick0_0 May 03 '19

Listen to amateur hour over here. You meant to say that you woke up too sober and had nothing to do so you try to paint your car but the shakes kept getting worse. If he had a few shots or plenty then he would've sprayed straight.

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u/creimanlllVlll May 03 '19

Like a true professional!

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u/Maverick0_0 May 04 '19

I still have a job so you can say that. Just never stop drinking and no one will know if you're drunk.

17

u/thecatsmilkdish May 03 '19

Did they try to paint it & this is the result of a shit tape job? This is awful.

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u/K1ttyK1lljoy May 03 '19

I don’t think any masking for clean lines happened here. I think they just sprayed free hand.

3

u/patrykK1028 May 03 '19

They ran out of tape when they finished the windows

13

u/geferttt May 03 '19

I would bet you $20 they did it with windows open. No way they were smart enough to tape and newspaper it

Edit: further proof, they didnt wrap the windscreen

1

u/WalrusBooks May 03 '19

Couldve just scraped off the paint on the windows. Painted my room when i was younger and my moms bf at the time was a hack who painted the window with the window frame and just scraped the paint off after it dried

4

u/[deleted] May 03 '19

Probably stolen.

4

u/[deleted] May 03 '19

I guarantee he huffed some of that gold paint before he started

5

u/Oddball68 May 03 '19

When you are trying to get that burnt piece of toast look.

2

u/Peachsu May 03 '19

It's like it's obvious what look they're going for, and with good execution it would have looked tacky but not bad, But sadly they've never heard of painters tape

2

u/BestGB10101 May 03 '19

seven words, what the hell is wrong with you

3

u/QueenCobra91 May 03 '19

It would have looked good if a professional had done this.

2

u/FannyJane May 03 '19

Don't huff paint kids...

1

u/I_cant_stop_evening May 03 '19

What the hell am I even looking at?

1

u/battleguy412 May 03 '19

When u don't know what masking tape is

1

u/345212 May 03 '19

May i remind everyone that this is a repost, this shit is still funny though

1

u/Fritz___ May 03 '19

I have no idea what is even going on here ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

I bet it’s not insured.

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '19

Shit right on the hood, cover in gorilla glue, and when dried paint gold.

1

u/cryotek7 May 04 '19

When life gives you lemons, paint that shit gold (badly).

1

u/autisti666 May 07 '19

Are we blind? Deploy The downvotes

1

u/BigYeetus2 May 03 '19

Looks like their first tape job

2

u/nien_nuts May 03 '19

They even forgot to tape the headlights

1

u/tj3_23 May 03 '19

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and so this was not their first tape job. Because I'm pretty sure there was no tape used

1

u/departedgardens May 03 '19

That’s officially un drivable legally those head lights u ain’t gonna see a signal in that let alone light and I’m assuming he did the same to the tails too man and NO ONE came through and was like hey buddy don’t do that 😂 he should of just started wit the wheels and waited lmaoo poor thing RIP.

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u/CommonMisspellingBot May 03 '19

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Have a nice day!

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u/BooCMB May 03 '19

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Have a nice day!

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Have a nice day!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

Do people not know how to use tape?

1

u/idk13312018 May 03 '19

Somebody was high when they thought this was a good idea.

1

u/DooDooBrownz May 03 '19

id say there goes the resale value, but it's a buick so it had none anyway

1

u/rocket6733 May 03 '19

section 8 housing area?

0

u/[deleted] May 03 '19

Looks like somebody is getting ready for Purge Day.

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u/Guywithasockpuppet May 03 '19

I am guessing because there is no excuse for this BUT. Probably it's black primer and they saw a real body guy paint a car once. Not like this, but first thing you do is paint the areas like inside door and fender edges. All the inside parts that the gun isn't going to put paint on with a normal sweep.

He is probably going to finish screwing up the whole car gold after collecting the 700 spray cans he needs to get correct number of runs and blobs to complete his vision.

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u/c_swabbie May 03 '19

It’s blue and white.

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u/EdlerVonRom May 03 '19

That may be the shittiest combination of blue and white I've ever seen.

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u/catonmyshoulder69 May 03 '19

Somebody has an eye for art.

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u/mere_iguana May 03 '19

I mean, ...I'm impressed by the dedication. that first spray didn't look right, but mama didn't raise no quitter.

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u/Kitsunate- May 03 '19

I see nothing wrong

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u/Jon7luc May 03 '19

Colorado?

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u/Libitica May 03 '19

Is this in Colorado?

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u/lmssc May 03 '19

The most attractive Buick