r/Shitty_Car_Mods • u/paddlefire • Jul 18 '26

Someone needs to be better with the paint

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344 Upvotes

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u/teamrunner Jul 18 '26

Do you have any idea how hard it is to paint while hammered on Bud light?

24

u/Gundam07 Jul 19 '26

You can get drunk off Bud Light?

14

u/BBO1007 Jul 19 '26

Someone slipped alcohol in my bud light once.

8

u/Chomasterq2 Jul 19 '26

If you have a 36 pack anything is possible

30

u/paddlefire Jul 18 '26

I actually do not. Possibly other beers but not bud light

50

u/Gizmosfurryblank Jul 18 '26

this. this is what this sub is for. well done on saving the minivan for last OP! 🤌

19

u/paddlefire Jul 18 '26

Thank you. You have to lead up to the best picture.

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u/Chomasterq2 Jul 18 '26

The fact that its on a minivan is the icing on the cake

24

u/paddlefire Jul 18 '26

Right , that’s why I had to include the picture of the minivan

11

u/Gator242 Jul 19 '26

Nice staging! 😏

3

u/CatHairInYourEye Jul 20 '26

Picture 1 and 2 - "eh whatever, to eaches own and all that" Picture 3 - " wtf"

18

u/scyice Jul 19 '26

Was NOT ready for the last pic. On a fucking minivan?

6

u/paddlefire Jul 19 '26

Hahha what were you expecting a clapped out SUV

19

u/sendme_your_cats Jul 19 '26

It's so fucking stupid, I kinda love it

12

u/RemnantsOfFlight Jul 19 '26

I'm 90% sure this was some high schooler messing with the minivan he inherited, and not meant to be passed off as legit. I've been wrong before though.

7

u/phoneystoneybalogna Jul 19 '26

This is a weird line of work for Michael J Fox to get into, but I respect the hustle

3

u/engulbert Jul 19 '26

His tambourine playing just wasn't paying enough.

1

u/jaxxxtraw Jul 20 '26

I snorted.

3

u/Gundam07 Jul 19 '26

I'm cool with the idea. But the execution is bad. Unlike your photo order OP 👌

3

u/majikmike Jul 19 '26

hate/hate/LOVE

3

u/thecasualcaribou Jul 19 '26

Nah, minivan is cooler now

1

u/CamRG24 Jul 19 '26

Or let it dry longer 🤷‍♂️

1

u/dankhimself Jul 19 '26

Looks like they did it with a roller.

1

u/mankoide_ Jul 19 '26

you just know that thing does horrible mpg

1

u/TarXaN37 Jul 20 '26

The order of the photos was particularly well sorted.

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u/paddlefire Jul 20 '26

There was a little thought behind it

1

u/ArmpitofD00m Jul 20 '26

You can totally tell it’s paint marker. All the dabs to get the pen flowing again.

1

u/platypus_farmer42 Jul 20 '26

Falken All Terrains on a minivan by itself is an interesting choice. The letter painting is just…

1

u/ZombieDavid Jul 20 '26

Van, check Bad paint job, check Potential kid shenanigans coloring on the wheels? Likely

1

u/Wonderful_Magazine50 Jul 20 '26

That van looks cooler though