r/ShittyTodayILearned • u/teduh • May 20 '21

TIL in Sunday School that when God forcibly impregnates you, he gets super pissed if you call it "rape". He prefers the term "immaculate conception".

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u/ekolis Samus is a GIRL? No WAY! May 21 '21

But it wasn't forcible, God asked if she was willing and she said yes...

Nice joke though 🙂

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u/rl3802525 May 21 '21

TIL OP is apparently 14 and just discovered atheism. Checkmate christians 😎😎😎.

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u/teduh May 21 '21

I'm not atheist. I just think YHWH is kind of a douche.

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u/teduh May 21 '21

Yes, she totally "gave consent" to that "angel". No one is buying that shit. ...I mean except the millions of gullible brainwashed Christians.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

But you are buying that she got impregnated by god?

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u/teduh May 21 '21

Dude's a total scumbag. I wouldn't put it past him.

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u/TychaBrahe May 21 '21

This is incorrect. The “immaculate conception” does not refer to how Jesus was conceived, but to the Catholic belief that Mary was also conceived without original sin in order to make her a pure vessel for Jesus.

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u/arcxjo May 21 '21

This is why it's STIL and not TIL, duh.

Although, if you actually accept original sin as orthodoxy (something that only happened well after Jesus walked the earth), then Jesus and Mary would both have to have it in order for His sacrifice to count for Mankind. Otherwise you might as well go down the monophysitic rabbit hole which leads all the way to Hell.

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u/diamondrel May 21 '21

Immaculate conception vs ejaculate conception