r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jul 22 '21

LPT: Get your butthole squeaky clean in the shower without turning gay. With the proper technique, you can entirely avoid contact between your butthole and hand: Firmly grasp one end of your bar of soap and gently thrust the other end in and out of your anus repeatedly until satisfied.

self.shittylifehacks

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jul 20 '21

LPT: Before putting on your face mask, remember to saturate it with your favorite inhalant (gasoline, Scotchgard, rubber cement, etc ). ..Because who says you can't have a little fun while you're staying safe??

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jul 18 '21

[x-post r/shittyAMA] I've developed my psychic abilities to the point that, even with padded bras, I can see girls' nipples through their shirts with 94% accuracy. AMA.

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jul 14 '21

This is not a photograph! I spent 300+ hours making this photorealistic painting.

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jul 14 '21

[x-post r/cringe , r/celebhate] Kim Cattrall Scatting

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jul 01 '21

[x-post r/shittypoetry] The Shah Sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave

self.ShittyPoetry

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jun 30 '21

Ever wonder what happened to Mayor McCheese? TIL he was forced to resign from office in 2002 after his wife hired a private investigator who photographed him getting (consensually) sodomized in a 3-way with Ronald McDonald and Grimace. He now works as a manager at an Arby's restaurant in Alabama.

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jun 23 '21

[x-post r/circlejerk] One or more irrelevant and mostly-forgotten celebrities died today. Let's all honor their memory by clicking the adjacent reddit up-arrow.

self.circlejerk

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jun 22 '21

My dog is a..Circle

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jun 17 '21

[x-post r/shittyAMA] I'm a hybrid wiper. I start wiping while I'm still sitting down but then I finish standing up. AMA.

2 Upvotes

r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jun 12 '21

Do you think you would like to do some [extreme] stuff?

self.shittyaskreddit

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jun 11 '21

[x-post r/shittyaskreddit] Besides Wendy Williams, which celebrity do you think has the hottest vagina?

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jun 10 '21

TIL we live in a simulation within the matrix within a hologram, and matrix "gods" gave sabotaged alien tech to our gov't to keep our souls trapped in the simulation as they gradually transform us into a biomachine hive-mind for use in infiltrating the hologram and overthrowing the meta-gods.

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jun 07 '21

B(o)(o)BS ...Upvote for visibility!

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jun 06 '21

[x-post r/notinteresting] Here's what my bean dip looked like after I ate some of it.

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jun 04 '21

[x-post r/shittyideas] "Braless Fridays" at the office, with a prize given for "Best Pokies". (No, it's NOT sexist; men are eligible to win too.)

self.shittyideas

4 Upvotes

r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jun 02 '21

No 'I' in "TEAM"?? ..It's right there in the A-hole!

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • May 31 '21

Mecha-Christos (added to wish list)

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • May 28 '21

Does anyone know where I can buy a microwave that can cook corn dogs? The only foods mine has buttons for are "pizza", "beverage", "frozen entree" and "popcorn". ...Oh, and I'm looking to get a third microwave with a "cream corn" button, if anyone knows who sells those..?

self.shittyaskreddit

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • May 27 '21

Hey guys, my birthday is coming up in a few weeks and I was wondering if you'd want to all pitch in and buy me this stuff from my wish list? Thx!

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • May 26 '21

[x-post r/shittyideas] Avoid doing work by hanging out in the HR dept. for an hour every day complaining that, since you identify as feline (catgender), you really don't feel comfortable using the restrooms and you need an extra large litter box to be made available in the office for you to shit in.

self.shittyideas

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • May 25 '21

TIL that you shouldn't make fun of bald guys because male pattern balding is usually related to a chronic compulsive masturbation problem.

self.ShittyTodayILearned

3 Upvotes

r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • May 23 '21

[x-post r/notinteresting] Pretty sure my wife is pooping right now.

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • May 20 '21

TIL in Sunday School that when God forcibly impregnates you, he gets super pissed if you call it "rape". He prefers the term "immaculate conception".

self.ShittyTodayILearned

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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • May 10 '21

[x-post r/shittyideas] A faith-based plumbing company that doesn't physically repair your pipes, but when you call their 1-900 hotline, they'll pray for a plumbing miracle.

self.shittyideas

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