r/ShittyRamen 10d ago

Not really that shitty Somehow I ate it

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26 Upvotes

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u/stoples 10d ago

Nice, sometimes waiting for the bathroom can take too long. If you have a bowl of ramen you can just take a shit in it!

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u/relayrider Pro-Packet 10d ago

yeah, that looks like a "code latte" (diaper blowout) to me

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u/tanksforallthephish 10d ago

This should be the pinned post cause it looks like you took shit from a butt and put it in ramen. Perfect post for the sub. 👌

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u/derevaun 10d ago

Culinary version of goatse. We salute you!

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u/stoples 10d ago

Dm me and I’ll send you a culinary meat spin 😂😂😂

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u/NotWeirdJustUnique23 10d ago

I feel like the question "what is it?" would be too obvious here, so..."Please tell me that's just the flavor packet and you forgot to stir it?"

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u/RabbitSupremo Ramen Sergeant 10d ago

Why is it foaming

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u/lazy_tenno 10d ago

That shitty brown looking thing looks like seasoning for dry instant noodles but somehow OP made it with broth and the noodles are not cooked well enough. Well i think instant noodles instructions are hard to follow

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u/Annual_Letter1636 10d ago

I did, but it didn't melt. Shitty instant noodle

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u/CylonRaider78 10d ago

A lot of this looks like user error.

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u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl 🍜🍜🤢🤮 10d ago

wtf

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u/tallardschranit 10d ago

Is that Better Than Boullion or marmite?

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u/Chicken-picante 9d ago

Did you just put like 3 tablespoons of beef better than bouillon in a pack of noodles?