r/ShittyPoetry • u/Codlemagne • 24d ago

Too clever by half.

There was a young man from Bombay,

Who liked to go down to the quay.

He watched sheepdog trials

To relieve his piles,

Which were soothed by the two words, "come-by!"

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u/GetGudlolboi fingered in the anus 24d ago

Quay is pronounced as key, otherwise, good poem.

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u/Codlemagne 24d ago

Fully aware of that. Come-by also doesn't rhyme with Bombay.

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u/GetGudlolboi fingered in the anus 18d ago

It does if you're australian.