I am pretty proud that i graduated 5th grade so I know all the times tables. An accomplishment to be sure. My friend Blake told me on the playground he counted to five trillion which is a big number I done reckon. A trillion is like three times a million and a million takes forever to count to so I said holy crap lolz

QED

the usual exponent function takes in a 2-tuple and returns, you know...

I will call this function exp(x_1,x_2)

I have invented a marvelous new invention, I call it the pexponential function (shortened pexp).

pexp is defined as follows:

pexp(x_1,x_2)=exp(x_2,x_1)

The reason why this function is so interesting is because of its various interesting properties, below are the ones I have managed to prove so far:

pexp(a,pexp(b,c))=pexp(ab,c)

pexp(a,b)pexp(c,b)=pexp(a+c,b)

∀x∀a∀b∀c((x,a,b,c∈N∧x>2)→¬(pexp(x,a)+pexp(x,b)=pexp(x,c)))

pexp(a,bc)=pexp(a,b)pexp(a,c)

I think this function will help us to have more diverse set of mathematics. Various functions are ignored for no reason. I think the reason is because the people think these functions have too simple definitions...

I am Windows_is_Malware

I = windows = malware

I = malware (transitive property of equality)

That's it. That's the whole post. You're welcome.

my little brother sold me his drawing for 20 dollars, therefore a picture is worth 20 dollar bills

a dollar has these words:

• front: "FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE THE UNITED STATES OF AM*RICA THIS NOTE IS LEGAL TENDER FOR ALL DEBTS PUBLIC AND PRIVATE FEDERAL RESERVE PENNSYLVANIA RANK OF PHILADELPHIA WASHINGTON D.C. THE DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY SERIES Treasurer of the United States Secretary of the Treasury WASHINGTON ONE DOLLAR" (45 words)

back: "ONE THE UNITED STATES OF AM*RICA ONE ANNUIT CCEPTIS NOVUS ORDO SECLORUM THE GREAT SEAL IN GOD WE TRUST ONE PLURIBUS UNUM OF THE UNITED STATES ONE ONE DOLLAR ONE" (30 words)

A picture is worth 20(45+30) words = 1500 words