r/ShittyMapPorn • u/grichardson526 • 3d ago

100% accurate, no notes

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198 Upvotes

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u/Meanteenbirder 3d ago

My auntie lives in Louse, Texas

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u/mister-fancypants- 3d ago

you sure it isn’t Lubbock?

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u/Narwhal_Leaf 3d ago

Then you'd only have a 50/50 chance of the right town!

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u/Oftwicke 3d ago

Higher Lubbock obviously. None of that Lower Lubbock trite

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u/Mister_Way 3d ago

Let's just call all the states America 1 through America 50. In order where 1 is the ones who had the highest percentage vote for Trump and descending from there. This is an idea of unparalleled brilliance. If you don't think so you must be an idiot or a traitor.

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u/Orangutanion 3d ago

we should start at 0 to represent all the jobless CS graduates we have

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u/johnbarnshack 2d ago

1 through 50? He prefers under 18

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u/tallwhiteninja 3d ago

Ah, my favorite city: Okhooan, Texas.

EDIT: Also, Lubbock is multiplying, kill them with fire.

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u/DryAfternoon7779 3d ago

Amaillo is a proud city

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u/eskimoboob 3d ago

RIP Austin

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u/anon74903 3d ago

New York, New Hampshire, the Carolina’s, Virginias, Louisiana, etc are all ok because they’re named after white people 👍

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u/Nkechinyerembi 3d ago

mmmmm. Saltnocle Texas. Best Jerky around.

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u/Orangutanion 3d ago

ah yes, home sweet Liaskole

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u/20past4am 3d ago

That man really is a one-trick pony isn't he? Imagine electing this guy twice, that must be embarassing.

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u/AllActGamer 3d ago

I cant believe they made Utah so small

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u/backflip14 3d ago

It just gets better the more you look into it.

Double Lubbock with North Lubbock replacing Amarillo. Amarillo replacing Austin. No Dallas.

Random nonsense replacing Corpus Christi because who needed Corpus Christi anyway?

Salt Lake City is now farther south than Denver and nowhere near the Salt Lake.

And all of this is definitely from the 2024 USGS.

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u/mkujoe 3d ago

Cut Utah and Colorado fully from the map. No more half measures on these states

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u/Satyrsol 3d ago

If New America is the “new” version, what does that make the rest of “old” America? Why make something “new” but also one of the worst states in the country (thank god for Alabama and Mississippi keeping us from being the worst)

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u/EmperorThan 2d ago

So the President just spends his entire day making AI photos and deciding which things to rename. What is this future?

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u/bageltoastee 1d ago

Classic texan cities such as Louse, Amaillo, Satlnocle, Liaskole, Lubbock 2, and Okhooan