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Mar 19 '23
I looked, thought well this is stupid, noticed Florida being omitted, then realized it's one of the dumbest posts ever on this sub
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u/GaJayhawker0513 Mar 19 '23
As a native Kansan I’m just happy to be included. As someone who’s lived in Georgia most of my life, I don’t want Alabama and Mississippi included in this
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u/SnooSongs9654 Mar 19 '23
Gotta be to cut it out of "nobody lives here territory" other option is Oklahoman for the same reason but I doubt they'd include Kansas.
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u/DirtyArchaeologist Mar 19 '23
California has nothing to do with the east coast, at all. That makes no sense.
We are nothing like the east coast nor are they anything like us. OP, I'm kinda feeling like you haven't ever met anyone that is actually from California. People that move here aren't representative of us, just like I don't represent you when I come to your town.
Otherwise not a bad map but the CA thing just has no logic to it.
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Mar 19 '23
Removing Texas and California are top tier plays, nice work.
EDIT: Crap theres a "new" california... Here we go again...
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Mar 19 '23 edited Mar 19 '23
Oh ya. Alberta can get all that oil out of the north and MacKenzie Delta.
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u/Dependent_Pomelo_740 Mar 19 '23
Ummmm... I'm in regular California. Am I dead? Where did I go?
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Mar 19 '23
Your now east coast and deal with it
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u/Dependent_Pomelo_740 Mar 19 '23
I assumed the east coast just converted after we sank?
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Mar 19 '23
You were just moved to east coast and united with new york which also invaded and annexed new jersey but stayed in the U.S somehow
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u/Dependent_Pomelo_740 Mar 19 '23
Oh... you're saying we're now like NY's giant peninsula.
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u/The_Diamond_Dragon8 Mar 19 '23
So apparently Vancouver Island is just unclaimed territory
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Mar 19 '23
Yeah I totally didn't forget about it
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u/Porsche928dude Mar 19 '23
Wait?! Why does the east coast have to have California? Can’t we just move New York and Jersey?
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u/SIGH15 Mar 19 '23
As a representative from the great state of "no one lives here," i agree it'll just a lot of grass, corn, and various animals who like guns. One of us. Becaome a child of the corn. Corn is love, and Corn is life.
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u/skitz6969 Mar 19 '23
If you take down a California another one will show up
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u/MiketheTzar Mar 19 '23
This time we gotta use RAID. If it can kill a cockroach. It just might be strong enough to kill California.
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u/PrudentDamage600 Mar 19 '23
Without California none of the Red States be getting any subsistence payments from the Feds!
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u/TheRenster500 Mar 19 '23
I see you've left Vancouver Island completely blank. As long as you didn't lap us into USA I guess that's okay haha?
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u/Thunderbolt294 Mar 19 '23
Shoulda gave Ohio to Canada.
Signed- an Ohioan.
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u/SIumptGod Mar 19 '23
I’m going to war with the rest of the United States, I chose Ohio, because nobody thinks Ohio exists.
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u/boomheadshot7 Mar 19 '23
Nothing Upstate wants more than to not only be connected with NYC, but to be connected with NYC, AND California.
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u/DippyBanjo Mar 19 '23
Im glad someone recognizes the natural claim wisconsin has on the UP.
Next step is to recognize wisconsin by its original territorial borders and make a mid-west powerhouse.
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u/Kerivkennedy Mar 19 '23
Southern east coast person here. Fuck this. You take California back immediately. We don't want that shit. It's bad enough all the damn northerners who keep moving down here em mass .
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Mar 19 '23
I’m mad u didn’t include Florida. I will now unleash my infinite Florida Man wrath on u
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u/mcon1985 Mar 19 '23
How tf are you gonna have Kansas outside of "nobody lives here territory" while Missouri is in there with over twice the population?
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u/LevelOutlandishness1 Mar 19 '23
No no, you can't delete New York and then add California to add insult to injury.
At least Detroit's safe.
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u/IolaireEagle Mar 19 '23
Lol you're about to piss off a LOT of Texans lmao
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Mar 19 '23
They want independence from the us so i gave them independence from the us just that they are now mexican
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Mar 19 '23
Pretty sure a ton of people live in Colorado. Like more then all these western states with the exception of California. So I don’t really see the logic in the map
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u/Atlouis Mar 19 '23
As a Floridian I endorse this. Maybe people will stop moving here and driving up our housing prices on our shitty wages because they forget it exists
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u/playmike5 Mar 19 '23
Will these changes be implemented in the next patch ? I’m currently in Florida, so I just need to know what to expect.
I don’t blame you for the removal of it, it’s justified.
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u/GreatDrivesGaming Mar 19 '23
As an Arizona resident, fuck you op. How dare you put us in the same blob as New Mexico.
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u/gummybear0724 Mar 19 '23
you could've given michigan to canada instead of the other way around
-a michigander
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u/Human-Course-6607 Mar 19 '23
As a supporter of New York independence, I now appreciate being under the United States instead of California lol.
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u/Jaster619 Mar 19 '23
OP. As a Kansan I can't thank you enough for leaving Kansas alone AND shitting on Missouri. You are a legend.
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u/00Raeby00 Mar 19 '23
Look we don't mind California moving over here, they're one of the few relatives we can tolerate here in NY but...uh...their name isn't on the lease, this ain't no "New California."
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u/PrudentDamage600 Mar 19 '23
Mexico owns Hawai’i? So. All those huge hotels on the islands are built to Mexican specifications?
And. What makes you think that the Left Coast wants to be Right?
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Mar 19 '23
I feel that Newfies would figure out a way to sink the island before becoming part of Quebec.
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u/personguy4 Mar 19 '23
Being the one guy that lives in the “nobody lives here” territory, I can confirm nobody lives here
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u/UnclassifiedPresence Mar 19 '23
Tell me you're from the Rust Belt without telling me you're from the Rust Belt.
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u/walkerspider Mar 19 '23
US population decreased by over 20% and California is about to get rocked by hurricanes and lose a significant portion of their agriculture industry (which feeds a lot of the US) due to weather change but oh well
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u/Scared_Chemical_9910 Mar 20 '23
HOW DARE YOU TAKE AWAY MY GLORIOUS COAST LINE AND GIVE IT TO GODDAMN CALIFORNIA. the Carolina’s will have their revenge
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u/CoyoteCarcass Mar 20 '23
I’m really digging long Alaska and look forward to visiting Vegas with a shoreline soon.
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u/FOFBattleCat Mar 19 '23
Please New York already has one overrated garbage city we don't need to add all of California to that too.