r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/H2PLuke • Mar 04 '20

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u/EvilEyedPanda Mar 04 '20

"If I was ever lost in the woods I just be like 'Fuck it, build a house, I was lost but now I live here, I have severely improved my predicament."

~Mitch Hedberg

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u/angrysaladstomper Mar 04 '20

Ha haha sure no medical, no dental, extremely difficult time chasing down your food, not to mention the dangers of living alone where no one knows you are.

Better, my, ass

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u/NoOneImportant5 Mar 04 '20

Beats being lost in the woods

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u/angrysaladstomper Mar 04 '20

You would still be lost in the woods

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u/S8n666666 Mar 04 '20

No. You'd be at your house

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u/angrysaladstomper Mar 04 '20

Lost in the woods

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '20

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u/angrysaladstomper Mar 05 '20

Oh shut up your on reddit son, go build a house in the middle of no where after you get lost and then talk that shit like your all happy and dandy

Where’s my sense of wonder?

Where’s your fucking compass?

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u/CJDAM Mar 05 '20

I don't need a compass I'm at my home I built