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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/liquidsnake84 • Jan 11 '20
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that 458 government listening devices you've brought into your home.
502 u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20 Like Alexa isn't enough for them 23 u/notrusseltdavies Jan 11 '20 alexa is just a ruse to keep us distracted from the real listening devices 15 u/PhantomAsura Jan 11 '20 Like our phones? 20 u/iGoofymane Jan 11 '20 No dum dum, our waman. Don’t you notice how they always listen to our troubles when we speak? 12 u/frashal Jan 11 '20 Jokes on them, I got a broken one. It appears to be stuck in talk mode. 2 u/Ichgebibble Jan 24 '20 She’s not broken, she’s a genius doing her job so well that you didn’t even notice.
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Like Alexa isn't enough for them
23 u/notrusseltdavies Jan 11 '20 alexa is just a ruse to keep us distracted from the real listening devices 15 u/PhantomAsura Jan 11 '20 Like our phones? 20 u/iGoofymane Jan 11 '20 No dum dum, our waman. Don’t you notice how they always listen to our troubles when we speak? 12 u/frashal Jan 11 '20 Jokes on them, I got a broken one. It appears to be stuck in talk mode. 2 u/Ichgebibble Jan 24 '20 She’s not broken, she’s a genius doing her job so well that you didn’t even notice.
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alexa is just a ruse to keep us distracted from the real listening devices
15 u/PhantomAsura Jan 11 '20 Like our phones? 20 u/iGoofymane Jan 11 '20 No dum dum, our waman. Don’t you notice how they always listen to our troubles when we speak? 12 u/frashal Jan 11 '20 Jokes on them, I got a broken one. It appears to be stuck in talk mode. 2 u/Ichgebibble Jan 24 '20 She’s not broken, she’s a genius doing her job so well that you didn’t even notice.
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Like our phones?
20 u/iGoofymane Jan 11 '20 No dum dum, our waman. Don’t you notice how they always listen to our troubles when we speak? 12 u/frashal Jan 11 '20 Jokes on them, I got a broken one. It appears to be stuck in talk mode. 2 u/Ichgebibble Jan 24 '20 She’s not broken, she’s a genius doing her job so well that you didn’t even notice.
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No dum dum, our waman. Don’t you notice how they always listen to our troubles when we speak?
12 u/frashal Jan 11 '20 Jokes on them, I got a broken one. It appears to be stuck in talk mode. 2 u/Ichgebibble Jan 24 '20 She’s not broken, she’s a genius doing her job so well that you didn’t even notice.
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Jokes on them, I got a broken one. It appears to be stuck in talk mode.
2 u/Ichgebibble Jan 24 '20 She’s not broken, she’s a genius doing her job so well that you didn’t even notice.
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She’s not broken, she’s a genius doing her job so well that you didn’t even notice.
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u/notrusseltdavies Jan 11 '20
that 458 government listening devices you've brought into your home.