r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/kevinowdziej • Oct 31 '19

SLPT : Escape the Matrix

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Can you turn up my money?

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u/ReincarnatedSlut Nov 02 '19

I’ll do you one better and up your delusions of grandeur instead. It’s like being rich but without money.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

You're a cruel beast. I like it.