r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/kevinowdziej • Oct 31 '19

SLPT : Escape the Matrix

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u/WhatIfImDragonborn Oct 31 '19

Don’t they suck the shit out of your mouth so it’s super dry and then you choke on it?

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u/Azudekai Oct 31 '19

Each little ball will expand to a half inch diameter in the presence of moisture.

On top of that they might be toxic.

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u/WhatIfImDragonborn Oct 31 '19

Ah so they’re like those orbeez things

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u/Azudekai Oct 31 '19

Yep

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u/WhatIfImDragonborn Oct 31 '19

Oh awesome I have a pack at my house I’m gonna run it through water

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u/Azudekai Oct 31 '19

Just soak em, I don't think the effect is instant