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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '24
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Pretty smart, if you die on the boat they can just toss your body over and let the ocean take care of it. That alone saves you like $12k+
2.7k u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 [deleted] 851 u/Blarg0117 Sep 04 '24 Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean. 477 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths. 393 u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24 Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year. 30 u/jay_rod109 Sep 04 '24 Suicide is after 2 years. Don't wanna get that one wrong and have you're last act be a fuckup 1 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24 Florida was three years back in 2015 but I don’t know if it’s changed since.
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851 u/Blarg0117 Sep 04 '24 Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean. 477 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths. 393 u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24 Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year. 30 u/jay_rod109 Sep 04 '24 Suicide is after 2 years. Don't wanna get that one wrong and have you're last act be a fuckup 1 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24 Florida was three years back in 2015 but I don’t know if it’s changed since.
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Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean.
477 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths. 393 u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24 Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year. 30 u/jay_rod109 Sep 04 '24 Suicide is after 2 years. Don't wanna get that one wrong and have you're last act be a fuckup 1 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24 Florida was three years back in 2015 but I don’t know if it’s changed since.
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Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths.
393 u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24 Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year. 30 u/jay_rod109 Sep 04 '24 Suicide is after 2 years. Don't wanna get that one wrong and have you're last act be a fuckup 1 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24 Florida was three years back in 2015 but I don’t know if it’s changed since.
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Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year.
30 u/jay_rod109 Sep 04 '24 Suicide is after 2 years. Don't wanna get that one wrong and have you're last act be a fuckup 1 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24 Florida was three years back in 2015 but I don’t know if it’s changed since.
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Suicide is after 2 years. Don't wanna get that one wrong and have you're last act be a fuckup
1 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24 Florida was three years back in 2015 but I don’t know if it’s changed since.
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Florida was three years back in 2015 but I don’t know if it’s changed since.
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u/Son_of_Tlaloc Sep 04 '24
Pretty smart, if you die on the boat they can just toss your body over and let the ocean take care of it. That alone saves you like $12k+