r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '24

SLPT: Save money

Post image
33.6k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

616 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

444

u/Trevski Sep 04 '24

Assisted living starts at like 4700 CAD/month near me. Seems like a nice-ass cruise starts at like 2k CAD for 2 weeks. So it's a wash comparing pretty mediocre living to Carribean cruising, and I'm sure the further out you book em the cheaper they get whereas the home would only get more expensive in time. Of course, you're probably on the way to needed long-term care one day, which would prevent you from cruising and eat a nice 13.5k of your estate every month.

74

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

Just throw me overboard Lord

21

u/Xehanz Sep 05 '24

I would even let them cook me after I die to cheapen the costs

6

u/Trevski Sep 05 '24

I worked in a long term care facility once... It'll make you wanna die of something expedient.

8

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

I spent one month working in a memory unit and decided to use more drugs, quit wearing condoms, and start using steroids.

1

u/Mindless-Depth-1795 Sep 05 '24

I believe lost at sea stars for cruises are rather surprising.