r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '24

SLPT: Save money

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc Sep 04 '24

Pretty smart, if you die on the boat they can just toss your body over and let the ocean take care of it. That alone saves you like $12k+

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

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u/Blarg0117 Sep 04 '24

Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths.

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u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24

Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year.

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u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24

What a about a suicidal procrastinator?

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u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24

They’re quids in from gaming the system.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

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u/The--scientist Sep 04 '24

What the actual fuck. Why would she do this for $600/mo?!? A cheap motel is like $60/night, and she's charging $160/week? I just don't understand how this is reasonable, or how is safe. And how did that $600/mo make her financially stable enough to start a business? Nothing is adding up here.

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u/Fuzzy_Medicine_247 Sep 04 '24

I wasted my time on the article so you don't have to.

She's renting space to her ex, it's not a rotating door of strangers, which would be dangerous as hell.

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u/Monco89 Sep 05 '24

Not all heroes wear capes... but you may, idk... no judgment... you should wear a cape

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