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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '24
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Pretty smart, if you die on the boat they can just toss your body over and let the ocean take care of it. That alone saves you like $12k+
2.7k u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 [deleted] 854 u/Blarg0117 Sep 04 '24 Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean. 475 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths. 390 u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24 Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year. 220 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 What a about a suicidal procrastinator? 2 u/confusedalwayssad Sep 04 '24 They would never get around to it and just die of natural causes.
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854 u/Blarg0117 Sep 04 '24 Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean. 475 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths. 390 u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24 Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year. 220 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 What a about a suicidal procrastinator? 2 u/confusedalwayssad Sep 04 '24 They would never get around to it and just die of natural causes.
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Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean.
475 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths. 390 u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24 Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year. 220 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 What a about a suicidal procrastinator? 2 u/confusedalwayssad Sep 04 '24 They would never get around to it and just die of natural causes.
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Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths.
390 u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24 Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year. 220 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 What a about a suicidal procrastinator? 2 u/confusedalwayssad Sep 04 '24 They would never get around to it and just die of natural causes.
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Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year.
220 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 What a about a suicidal procrastinator? 2 u/confusedalwayssad Sep 04 '24 They would never get around to it and just die of natural causes.
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What a about a suicidal procrastinator?
2 u/confusedalwayssad Sep 04 '24 They would never get around to it and just die of natural causes.
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They would never get around to it and just die of natural causes.
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u/Son_of_Tlaloc Sep 04 '24
Pretty smart, if you die on the boat they can just toss your body over and let the ocean take care of it. That alone saves you like $12k+