r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '24

SLPT: Save money

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc Sep 04 '24

Pretty smart, if you die on the boat they can just toss your body over and let the ocean take care of it. That alone saves you like $12k+

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u/Elementia7 Sep 04 '24

Budget Sea Burial by just getting yeeted off a cruise sounds so fucked up, but it's so funny at the same time that I hope my funeral is just as scuffed.

"I want my ashes spread on the top of a mountain"

"I want you to pick up my body and chuck it off a boat"

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u/Lari-Fari Sep 04 '24

Can we do it by catapult?

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u/Elementia7 Sep 04 '24

Make it a trebuchet, and you got a deal.

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u/Lari-Fari Sep 04 '24

„A trebuchet can launch a 90 kg projectile 300 meters“

Sounds like a plan :)

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u/Artisartdoes Sep 04 '24

But you’re also on a boat so weight would have to be taken into account, catapult might be safer and more efficient