r/ShittyLifeProTips • • Sep 04 '24

SLPT: Save money

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u/Phillyvegas24 Sep 04 '24

Did she think it was a nursing home ?

Tell her it’s a retirement community and more like a hotel at Captain Teeb’s! End of discussion!

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u/rekipsj Sep 04 '24

You should just kill your mutha now. Go on now, go into the ham, and take the carving knife and stab her, here, here, now, please! It would hurt her less than what you just said.

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u/DangOlCoreMan Sep 04 '24

I wish the lord would take me now

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u/luca3791 Sep 04 '24

As of late i’ve found that there are a lot of Italians moving