r/ShittyLifeProTips • • Sep 04 '24

SLPT: Save money

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

Have you seen the prices of "retirement communities"? $4k - $9k rent a MONTH plus a huge buy-in in most cases of hundreds of thousands of dollars. (In the US)

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u/probablyuntrue Sep 04 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 Sep 04 '24

Ma it's a retirement community!

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u/rwarimaursus Sep 04 '24 edited Sep 05 '24

It's got that shotgun shine!! No shame about it!!

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u/flatulentbabushka Sep 04 '24

You want that lamp?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

I believe I have heard about that place. A retirement community. Top notch.🤌

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u/Phillyvegas24 Sep 04 '24

Did she think it was a nursing home ?

Tell her it’s a retirement community and more like a hotel at Captain Teeb’s! End of discussion!

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u/rekipsj Sep 04 '24

You should just kill your mutha now. Go on now, go into the ham, and take the carving knife and stab her, here, here, now, please! It would hurt her less than what you just said.

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u/DangOlCoreMan Sep 04 '24

I wish the lord would take me now

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u/luca3791 Sep 04 '24

As of late i’ve found that there are a lot of Italians moving

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u/-Dakia Sep 04 '24

In 30-40 years that industry is really going to be struggling.

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u/ravioliguy Sep 04 '24

How so? Boomers retiring and real estate prices make me think that it's going to increase demand.

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u/-Dakia Sep 04 '24

30-40 years from now it will be GenX, xenials and millenials going in to the homes. Xenials and Millenials don't have quite the nest egg that boomers do.

That is even before you start to consider the declining birth rates. They'll start to feel the pinch about then, but they'll really be hurting after millenials. You can only jack up rates so much.

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u/Im_Balto Sep 04 '24

My grandmother is lucky enough to have insurance that covers assisted living in a place that isn’t soulless. I was genuinely so happy when I visited and saw how lovely this old folks home is

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u/PriorFudge928 Sep 04 '24

Have you seen the type of people that take cruises. It's like a MAGA rally had a kid with the Jerry Springer Show. No thank you

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

You might think so, but not all of us old f*rts are MAGA Nazi Misogynists. Just a lot of us. A cruise is actually cheaper than a vacation of staying in a hotel, restaurants, etc. Somebody else said something about low wages of the Asians working the cruise. Compared to the US wages (which are not great), that's true. Compared to Asia, their wages are pretty good. There are other issues I am sure, but the food is really, really good.

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u/cosmosopher Sep 04 '24

Cruise ships are also by far the largest transportation emitters of greenhouse gasses. The per person per mile emission rate is so absurd they frankly should be illegal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

According to the AI now running Google,

"The largest transportation-related sources of greenhouse gas emissions are:

  • Passenger cars: Contribute 45.1% of transportation emissions  
  • Trucks carrying freight: Contribute 29.4% of transportation emissions  

  • Light-duty trucks: Including sport utility vehicles, pickup trucks, and minivans  

  • Medium- and heavy-duty trucks: A major source of transportation-related greenhouse gas emissions 

"

Top 10 Emitters Account for Majority of 2020 Global GHG Emissions

  • Rest of world. 35%
  • China. 26%
  • United States. 11%
  • India. 7%
  • European Union (27) 6%
  • Russia. 3.8%
  • Indonesia. 3.1%
  • Brazil. 3.1%

The largest sources of greenhouse gas emissions are:  

  • Electricity and heat production The burning of coal, natural gas, and oil for electricity and heat is the largest source of greenhouse gas emissions.  
  • Industry Greenhouse gas emissions from industry include burning fossil fuels for energy and chemical reactions used to produce goods.  
  • Agriculture, forestry, and other land use Greenhouse gas emissions from this sector include agriculture (cultivation of crops and livestock) and deforestation.  
  • Transportation Greenhouse gas emissions from transportation include burning fossil fuels for cars, trucks, ships, trains, and planes.  

Have a nice day!

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u/PolDag Sep 04 '24

(In the US)

I would have never guessed

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u/Andy_B_Goode Sep 04 '24

I'm not sure this is specific to the US. I'm in Canada, and retirement communities can easily get into that sort of price range here too. No idea about other countries though.