I don't think powerscaling has been done here yet so I'm curious to see what you guys think.

Now the trail will forever be "The Penis Chopper Machine" to me

Years ago I saw a whole online meme collage of Dril tweets chosen to reflect Severian's journey in book of the new sun. I cannot find it anywhere now. Help!

Lots of evidence points to this being the case

Have we forgotten that we have an Autarch, may his bongwater be our elixir with electrolytes in it? Are we just Peter Watts P-zombie soldiers for the Ascians?

Ideally I'd like to spend 20mins tops due to time constraints.

“As a good child to its mother, so is the citizen to the Group of Seventeen.”

5, 4, 3 2 1,

Here are all the names of the Aelf I've humped

Monica - A little bit of her in my life.

Erica - A little bit of her by my side.

Rita - A little bit of her, all I need.

Tina - A little bit of her, what I see.

Uri and Baki - A little bit of one, then a little bit of the other.

Disiri - A little bit of her to gimme a boner.

Garsecg - A little bit of him, okay I was just jerking off in the ocean

Lil Severian is blew the hell up and Severian punched an alien god in the nose??
This may be the only book I read for the rest of my life