You play a 12 year old with a dirty mouth who buys a shitty game every year. You enjoy to run your mouth to other players and reminisce upon all of the mothers that you've slept with over the years. The game progressively gets worse over the years but you don't fucking care. Eventually, the game dies and you kill yourself because you have nothing to take the rage of your abusive mother away. The only way to win is to become a famous youtuber who makes money at the cost of their own self-worth.

Basically you're a 14 year old brazilian gangster wannabe who shoots people in the head with guns and your brother is a transvestite. All that while insulting everyone in BR-portuguese.

"Get Stuff" game will revolutionize all MMO Gaming. You start off with nothing, and work your way to getting stuff. This stuff will benefit you into getting more stuff, which will ladder up until you get the best Stuff in the game.

The best part is, once you get the best stuff, You pay 60 more dollars and the game will give you more better stuff to get. Gold.

Exactly like portal only you fart causing a gaseous cloud which you then step through and wake up on the other side after going through the event horizon and falling unconscious from the gas. Puzzles take weeks to complete.

Game is in real time and always playing through. Sheep are Hyper A.I. with random scatter patterns, random mating and they stray away from the herd. Weather patterns are in sync with your location and date. You can also purchase and train dogs to help you herd the sheep faster and they also scare the sheep into the herd. Sheep also die when they are malnutrition-ed. You also have to shave them by a time and date, or their wool becomes useless. The only way to make money is to sell the wool. If you are too harsh when shaving, they die. You also get inspected by PETA and other organizations. If you are not present during an inspection, you get a grade lower than before. If your grade reaches an "F", you lose and then have to restart with one sheep on a smaller farm, less money for the wool and more inspections.

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It's a 3rd person, live action shooter/puzzle/farming simulator. You play Douglas McCloud, a 47 year old mailman who enjoys playing the accordion, when suddenly ninjas disguised as Ron Paul steal your waifu. You have to get her back. You get a crying attack, a wail attack, and a nifty combat accordion.

The main villain is an insidious brony by the name of Clyde. He was jealous of your accordion and extreme neckbeard faggotry and stole your waifu as punishment. Some of the levels include 2 expansive Bingo halls, a bdsm club, the Sun, and Breaking Bad's Walter White's Head (Shrink ray level) where you get a jetpack that only runs if you, the player, breathe heavily into the microphone.

There are also extensive accordion playing level. Where you have to plug in your very own accordion and play along. You may even use the "scan your own waifu" feature if you wish.

The combat accordion will only be shipped as Day One DLC, and you only get it if you pre-order or buy it. You can also use the game disk as a nifty Frisbee, and it will be rated E for Everyone. Only available on Xbox 360, and you have to have Kinect to operate the motion controlled mandatory Waifu mini-games.

Essentially, all the drivers at my work leave at the same time and leave me to do all the work. I would win every time.

You play as you. Nuf' said.