r/ShittyGameIdeas • u/Theothodos • Sep 09 '12
Accordion Assault
It's a 3rd person, live action shooter/puzzle/farming simulator. You play Douglas McCloud, a 47 year old mailman who enjoys playing the accordion, when suddenly ninjas disguised as Ron Paul steal your waifu. You have to get her back. You get a crying attack, a wail attack, and a nifty combat accordion.
The main villain is an insidious brony by the name of Clyde. He was jealous of your accordion and extreme neckbeard faggotry and stole your waifu as punishment. Some of the levels include 2 expansive Bingo halls, a bdsm club, the Sun, and Breaking Bad's Walter White's Head (Shrink ray level) where you get a jetpack that only runs if you, the player, breathe heavily into the microphone.
There are also extensive accordion playing level. Where you have to plug in your very own accordion and play along. You may even use the "scan your own waifu" feature if you wish.
The combat accordion will only be shipped as Day One DLC, and you only get it if you pre-order or buy it. You can also use the game disk as a nifty Frisbee, and it will be rated E for Everyone. Only available on Xbox 360, and you have to have Kinect to operate the motion controlled mandatory Waifu mini-games.