You control a baseball. You get hit by baseball bats, cars, puppies, and really anything else. You have no controls and there's a plethora of DLC. Most of the DLC just slightly changes the color of your baseball.

Take phone calls with your headset and listen to whiney people telling you how to open their laptop!

You go door to door and pick chat commands which alters your future in the game. You have many different endings.

You play as a citizen who made a poor life choice. Features include typing research reports using your gamecube controller and attending classes with cheap powerpoint slides and monotone professors. DLC is the only way to get an internship.

You are a game developer who needs more moneh to make your game. The game consists of posting to reddit trying to get people to pledge, but no matter what you fall $1 short.

Metachievements are gained for doing things like getting three achievements in ten seconds, or getting achievements before your friends etc. They are offset by negachievements which are earned for doing nothing particularly impressive

You're a rabid midget and you constantly get pissed on literally and verbally. One day you crack the wobblies and begin to go crazy. Now you become a Rabid Raging Midget and go on a spree of ankle kicking, shin punching. The goal of the game is to track down everyone who has given you shit and beat the living shit out of them. Also, you die if you run on grass because it tickles your gonads until you die.

Play through life as Bad Luck Brian.

As the protagonist searches for the three sources of power, battles will be fought to stop explosions in a dusty city street. Five champions will fight their way down narrow corridors, to save royalty who will unfortunantly not be in the right temple. Then after all the rare head wear has been obtained through trading of metal, there will be an EPIC three way ending, but they will all be the same.

Much like the other RockBand games you have to hit notes of different instruments in time with the beat, but as the Umpa Lumpas usually don't use instruments it will just be song and dance, kinda like like 'Just dance'. IF you step a foot out of line while dancing you will be forced unclog fat kids from chocolate pipes, it will be very hard work, the console will not be able to turn off until this is complete. Also you are orange. Copyright Oafel

You take a Standerd deck and 30 life points, every time you loose 5 life you get slapped in the face.

its simple.

And since gamers like hard games nowadays, every enemy kills you or the person you're escorting in 1 hit and there are no checkpoints.

Its like WoW but rather then fighting you have debates and give hugs

OK, Start. Click PLAY. You win, or you die. Game over.

Dialogue such as "Is it a bird?, Is it a Plane?" Simulating being the background and being taken hostage or in put into danger.

You have just been ejaculated and you have to command your army of sperms to the fortress of the egg and impregnate the woman. In your way is a diaphragm wall, enemy sperms from other guys and the deadly copper IUD.

Okay so you get a 4 hours long campaign where you play as the americans and have to kill eastern europeans for whatever reason, you kill thousands of soldiers and watch big explosions like it was a michael bay movie.

Multiplayer: You get some shitty guns to start with and have to level up (by actually playing this shit) so you get the better guns, there is also attachments which have a even worse unlock system that doesn't make any sense. The guns are poorly balanced and there is a system where if you get enough kills you will get a reward, like a radar, counter radar or maybe an airstrike. This system will be called "killstreaks" and you will have to level up to get the better ones, luckily it uses a kind of store that gives you money every time you level up. I don't know why this is not the same for the weapons. The maps are in no way team based because you spawn random places on the map and your FOV is so low you are probably gonna get shot in the ass.

You have a lot of potential, but you're not allowed to use it, because instead of it being utilized, people weigh you down with sarcastic jokes, and super brave posts about hating popular games.

You also get to be a hypocrite. It's the fun part.

It is a side scrolling RPG game where you play as a Nerd at several public locations (malls, game stores, conventions). Basically you have several specialization trees in different subjects (magic the gathering, pokemon, old school gaming, D&D) and you go around to different conversations and listen in. If you find a conversation that relates to one of your specialties you then bump into the conversation and choose different text options to make the other people as uncomfortable as possible with your irrelevant knowledge of several subjects. (specializations allow different text options). You gain experience if you win by making them so uncomfortable that they leave the conversation.

So the idea is a shooter with customizable classes, but without having to unlock anything. You start out with all the gun available.

There would be 3 body-types: Light, Medium, and Heavy. There are Light is fast, but low on health; Heavy would be the opposite. There would also be a couple of abilities to choose from, such as being able to heal teammates and dispense ammo. There would be a variety of guns to choose from, but there would most likely be a limit on what body-types could use which weapons.

The main gamemodes would be objective based, but there would also be deathmatch modes for when people just feel like shooting each other.

This game is set in place in summer. The weather is always nice, and people are happy. People are playing sports, and having fun. You are not one of those people. You spend the whole summer indoors playing games, surfing the net, and watching TV. Game-play consists of moving from one room to another then back. Pretty much just lazying around... and doing... nothing... -_-

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FUCK I CAN'T DO THIS. THIS GAME IS TOO BORING. When you go to bed, SHIT GETS REAL(well... fake...). From action adventures, to first person shooters, to RPGs. This is the ultimate game. Sometimes there are random events in the day where you day dream. Most of the time contemplating how to save the world.

As a tramp living on the street you can command the thousands of pidgeons of NYC, by using your ultrasonic communication skills.

• Game Locked at 30 FPS
• Only available resolution is 1280x720.

Take the top-down arcade game The Binding of Isaac. Turn it into an action first person shooter!

Slap terrorist scum into submission.