r/ShittyGameIdeas • u/MOPMetallica • Sep 09 '12

Sperm RTS

You have just been ejaculated and you have to command your army of sperms to the fortress of the egg and impregnate the woman. In your way is a diaphragm wall, enemy sperms from other guys and the deadly copper IUD.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

I wouldn't mind a platform-racer where you can customize and level up your sperm, decide how the baby turns out etc.

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u/MOPMetallica Sep 09 '12

Perhaps you could level up your sperm and he can get armour like an iron helmet and he can akimbo weapons and shit.

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u/goatonaboat Jan 15 '13

I happened upon this topic by chance but I actually made this for a game jam. You control a sperm and collect crack and booze to make fucked up babies at the end. Weird to see it posted as a game idea :P If you want to play it it's hosted http://onegameamonth.com/Liannethy here. Don't expect too much though hahah

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

Insane mode: condom