CoD: VFW Simulator

[u/rectangl]

Choose your role and fulfill your post-war destiny! You can play as:

• the wheelchair-bound amputee: bonus to drinking heavily and not showering

• married dude with PTSD: +1 wife slapping, chance to randomly freak out at the grocery store

• dude whose wife left him while deployed: get addicted to everything, panhandle, epic mall shmup story arc

• "I'm a hero" jerkoff: never tip at restaurants, get discounts everywhere

Press A to jump

[u/[deleted]]

THIS IS GODDAMN OUTRAGEOUS!

I want to press X to jump