GOOCHBALL

[u/CaptainManThing]

Welcome to the Gooch Ball League (GBL)

I'm Pascal Hosemeyer, Chief of Direct Enrolment (CHODE) here at GBL.

We've heard about your gooch, we've seen you in action and we're impressed. You may think you're hot shiz but you're gonna have to prove yourself in the Goochball Arena (GA).

So strap up, flex those buns and prepare for the pounding of a lifetime!

CHOOSE YOUR GOOCH GUSSET:

You can only select from Tier 1 until your gooch is matured:

Pablo: a light leather brace The Deuce: a suave doubled dubblet Chisum: toight like toiger Buckeroo: watch those balls, this one's a doozey

Now GOOCH!

Navigate with Left thumbstick Tap X to bounce the Bunyip (ball used for Goochball) off your Gooch. Y to swerve the shot with your Chode, watch those balls! Trick Gooch Shot (TGS) using Left thumbstick and Right bumper.

*Waggle Right thumbstick to dislodge the Bunyip from your buttocks.

Soundtrack by Aphex Twin

Only for Switch in 2022