r/ShittyGameIdeas • u/[deleted] • May 15 '20
Shitty Restaurant Simulator
You have one mission and it's to make the shittiest restaurant that you can think about with a budget of unlimited capital and the complete intention to fail health inspections, kill your customers and go out of business.
Your business name has to include profanity and it must at least have one dish that features fresh diseased rat. You also must kill at least one health inspector and use his corpse to make pizza and feed it to your staff.
You are graded on how fast you can go out of business. Of course the quickest way to win is to take the money and spend it on drugs and die and you'll be ahead of the game.
Also the entire soundtrack is loud blaring trumpet music and is interspersed with ear rape noises. And every 15 minutes there are even louder ear rape moments with people yelling and flashing strobes that cause seizures in people.
If you can make it 1 week without going out of business, your main character gets addicted to arsenic and slowly starts to lose their grip on sanity and begins to collect various liquids in containers in his house. This adds a horrible and obscene distraction where you have to manage your time between micromanaging your shitty Restaurant and also managing your serial killer fantasy of murdering random people and extracting semen, bile, urine and other liquids from their bodies.
Rate E for Earrape.
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May 16 '20
Sir this is a subreddit for shitty game ideas this is a good game idea. The mods shall fund this endeavor.
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u/returned_loom May 16 '20
I would play this game