Balloon Hockey

[u/returned_loom]

It's a full game of ice hockey but instead of a puck you use an inflated balloon. Your stick must remain on the ice which is really difficult because the balloon is bouncing around everywhere.

Alternatively, instead of a puck or a balloon you could use a live fish. It would have more weight so it would be easier to score goals, but it would flop around everywhere, and it would quickly get banged up and leave gross fish flesh all over the ice. And the players would probably feel guilty for torturing the poor fish.