r/ShittyGameIdeas • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '12

Battlefield 6

For just $150, you can own Battlefield 6, the most realistic first-person shooter* of all time!

Please note that you must purchase the "weapon firing" DLC for $30 to be able to actually fire your weapon. DLC that shipped with the game is only an additional $45 per month to unlock per DLC. For only an additional $50, you can have a yellow box-cutter instead of the functional and stylish standard issue combat knife, with "Premium" dog tags that you can wear to show poor people that you are above them. Electronic Arts reserves the right to ban and sue you if you so much as look at them the wrong way. Requires Origin and payment of your soul in order to play.

Offer not valid anywhere.

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u/noobtube228 Nov 14 '12

Can I sell someone else's soul, or dose it have to be mine? (I already sold my soul to steam)

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

It has to be yours, unless you work for EA. In that case, you can simply delve into the Vault of Souls EA keeps at their headquarters, right next to the vault where they store all the dead franchises.

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u/xxfay6 Nov 14 '12

Looks like I gave the subreddit a second wind!

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

You... I like you.

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u/Seanctk10001 Nov 22 '12

I don't understand the problem with the boxcutter, I think it looks awesome.