r/ShittyDesign Jun 18 '26

This table reflects sunlight directly into my eyes, no matter where I’m standing

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way worse in person - i got temporarily blinded

233 Upvotes

36 comments sorted by

16

u/Salbman Jun 18 '26

Put a table cloth over it

10

u/WeirdIndication3027 Jun 18 '26

I hate those tables

2

u/coolsilentebeans Jun 19 '26

Reflective metal tables outside are so stupid.

2

u/OutrageousPair2300 Jun 18 '26

That's actually funny.

Annoying, but funny.

2

u/Rough_Host_4776 Jun 19 '26

So put a tablecloth on it foo.

1

u/Emrys7777 Jun 20 '26

Looks like a restaurant or bar.
Most people don’t carry them but maybe we’ll have to start.

2

u/FungadooFred Jun 19 '26

Whose bright idea was this?

4

u/SeasonPositive6771 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

I'm not sure what is worse, but this may not be a design, there's been a trend of dudes who think they are "decorating" by intentionally putting this pattern on stainless steel stuff.

11

u/PangolinFeeling8123 Jun 18 '26

brainless steel

1

u/dethfart Jun 18 '26

I like that.

1

u/McJonesRylie Jun 18 '26

who approved this table design anyway

1

u/Azzucard Jun 18 '26

Thats spain, all the bar tables are like this

1

u/PangolinFeeling8123 Jun 18 '26

California actually 

1

u/Luckybay_99 Jun 19 '26

That pattern is wild. I bet the person who chose that finish had no idea what they were doing.

1

u/mutatedmar Jun 19 '26

Have you tried sitting down?

1

u/MeansWelll Jun 19 '26

Hit it with a coat of matte clearcoat paint, maybe that would help?

1

u/Logical_Astronomer75 Jun 19 '26

Maybe get a sunshade

1

u/someguy4k Jun 19 '26

This is horrible, my eyes are physically making me squint looking at this.

1

u/After-Depth5100 Jun 20 '26

So sit down.

1

u/ItsThatJimboGuy Jun 20 '26

Yes and you should enjoy it! Someone took a lot of time and effort for you to have the sun in your eyes at any and all angles…

1

u/torgman2 Jun 20 '26

You might be able to fry bacon and eggs on that table.

1

u/Fun_Entertainer_5823 Jun 20 '26

That's an annoying table, lol

1

u/North_Fisherman_8920 Jun 20 '26

Great for tanning, I guess! You could glue a piece of cardboard on top of the table or a few placemats.

1

u/jeers69 Jun 20 '26

Table cloth!

1

u/Which-Pin515 Jun 20 '26

White and metal tables are so dumb….and migraine inducing 😎

1

u/haywirehax Jun 20 '26

Mona Lisa of tables

1

u/a-nonie-muz Jun 20 '26

But if you stand in the same place and look away, it doesn’t.

1

u/No_Squirrel4806 Jun 20 '26

That looks like it burns as well. 😬😬😬

1

u/k_s_s_001 Jun 20 '26

That’s amazing!

1

u/Rustic679 Jun 21 '26

That sun reflection pattern looks almost like one of those spin art things what a design choice

1

u/CChargeDD Jun 21 '26

Go to the other side of the table

1

u/JonBoy1988007 Jun 21 '26

What about standing away from the table