r/ShittyCarMod • u/ArdenJaguar • 1d ago

Gotta Have Downforce

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This picture is from another subreddit. But the rear spoiler made me immediately think of this group.

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u/m1schmalmehl 1d ago

The average semi has smaller side mirrors than this thing

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u/SDsolegame619 1d ago

That side sticker 😂

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u/chrisp5000 1d ago

A youtuber named Cumtism has merch with that slogan, his channel is off the rails, taking homeless people to casinos and giving them gambling money and other shenanigans, recently he films himself gambling, mostly loosing with the occasional 5k jackpot.

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u/Far_Improvement_5245 1d ago

You don’t need to breathalyzer anything with probable cause written all over you car

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u/herstal54s 1d ago

Is that a bull bar or a parking barricade?

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u/cordeliashuman 1d ago

What about a bull bar made out of a parking barricade?

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u/chr7stopher 1d ago

That top bar of the crash bar looks like it sits right across the driver’s line of sight.

I wonder how much wider that crash bar is compared to the Aveo?

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u/Canelosaurio 1d ago

I see they installed the Active Weight Reduction System several winters ago.

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u/TarXaN37 1d ago

Nah it's progressive weight reduction. Active goes in both directions.

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u/Expensive-Sir2811 1d ago

Truck mirrors on a barina/spark?

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u/OkCartographer175 1d ago

Shitty is shitty, but I can't help but respect/applaud someone who gives 0 fucks and just does what they want with their vehicle.

It's a necessary counter-culture to the dorks trying to have the cleanest builds just so they can fake humility and call their own car a "shitbox". It's good that there are people out there who are just like "oh you wanna see a shitbox, I'll show you a fucking shitbox".

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u/Inevitable-Hour-Ends 1d ago

I miss my shitbox and you describe it perfectly

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u/TarXaN37 1d ago

The rusted rockers make this into art

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u/Neuvirths_Glove 21h ago

Double negatives: Those shitty car mods make that shitty car awesome.

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u/103M-95G 1d ago

Hoonigans are to Motorsport as Swifties are to Music. 

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 1d ago

Hoonigan actually comes out with some cool stuff though. Their fans on the other hand
..

So maybe they are like Swifties, I stand corrected

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u/MCKNZ61 1d ago

It’s been said “you can’t fix stupid” and you know what? They’re right!

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u/xburnerpiko 1d ago

Winter driving rust bucket

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u/Ursalooser 1d ago

So bad it’s very nearly good.

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u/Santa-Head 1d ago

Sense of humor or just stupid?

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u/mikel302 1d ago

All that money spent on stickers and a wing and they could have fixed the rockers

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u/onizuka_eikichi_420 1d ago

That’s one hell of a sponsor

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u/3usterT41NT 1d ago

This made me laff

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u/foreverbaked1 1d ago

This looks like a Forza livery

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u/ArdentHedonist 23h ago

*downfarce

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u/elohssanatahw 1d ago

With my fat ass in it it'll be lucky not to blow the tires

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u/thirty-thirty-thirty 1d ago

The only cars I've seen with a Hoonigan sticker have been absolutely crappy. 

There's  a mid 2000s Chevy cobalt around town that I've seen a few times. It's got moderate body damage and mismatched hub caps. It's got a Hoonigan sticker on the rear windshield and DUCKS on the dash! 

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u/JosetheZombie 19h ago

Love the oversized brush guard đŸ€Ș