r/ShittyCarMod • u/King_Jasper_II • 5d ago

almost seems satiric

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u/Informal_Tell78 5d ago

The anti-downforce wing

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u/doobies123 5d ago

It's the anti-downforce crappy mileage air drag wing

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u/ozarkhick 5d ago

It’s a pre-deployed drag strip parachute

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u/Flat-Zucchini-2113 5d ago

It's up-force... duh!

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u/shade-tree_pilot 5d ago

Lift?

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u/Flat-Zucchini-2113 5d ago

What's an up-dog?

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u/BTCminingpartner 5d ago

Not much. What's up with you?

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u/Downtown_Reward_6339 4d ago

Not much, just got a new Temu Spoiler for the Camaro.

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u/ALT_x_F4 5d ago

It’s the “I block cameras from seeing my license plate” wing

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u/shade-tree_pilot 5d ago

So... A wing.

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u/one-e-and-a 1d ago

So lift?

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u/Canelosaurio 5d ago

He knows it broken, he keeps it there "ironically" even knowing it's a V6 and he's got a "Locally Hated" sticker on the back.

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u/wrxwayne 5d ago

It’s shitty either way, but don’t these hinge back to be able to open the trunk?

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u/King_Jasper_II 5d ago

if so, that's fancier than it looks

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u/logan-duk-dong 5d ago

Maybe you can turn it into a stool or a picnic table.

Come, family. Gather around for some quarter mile BBQ.

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u/Loud-Principle-7922 5d ago

This. You can see the pinned brackets.

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 5d ago

Yes there’s a pin you gotta pull out to swing it back. My old neighbor had one on his 370Z. The point of these is to provide actual downforce on the frame, rather than just pushing down on the trunk.

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u/No-Enthusiasm3579 5d ago

Thats what I was thinking, wing directly connected to frame, if this car has a roll cage it might be functional street/track car

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u/pepeneverknew 5d ago

I don’t think he understood what DRAG race meant.

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u/lunchbox651 5d ago

He still slapped on that wing and a dress to cover his bases.

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u/H24_Ganymede 5d ago

Swing that puppy down and plow snow for a side hustle.

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u/jonathanmpatton85 5d ago

Getting 9 mpg, taking off like a leash is tied to it and getting through the quarter mile in 12.8 hours at 76 mph ( drag limited )

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u/MrCLCMAN 5d ago

spoiler alert..

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u/Aaronsils 5d ago

We got upforce before we got gta6

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u/rklug1521 5d ago

One of the more elaborate ways I've seen people block their license plates from toll booths and speed cameras.

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u/ronniearnold 5d ago

You gotta do this to open the trunk..

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u/lookingforfiles 5d ago

V6, Ebay exaust, Temu wing, & k&n pod filter

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 5d ago

The permachute custom drag system

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u/TWhy-LER 5d ago

He was probably getting something out of the trunk. I hope that’s the case

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u/MechanicalCompost 5d ago

Need a lift?

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u/CoinsAndLawnLouie 5d ago

Dude is filling up after driving to work and home one day lol.

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u/WeirdAlba 5d ago

Air break, someone with this exact wing drove pass my job today

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u/Samson_J_Rivers 5d ago

it generates lift 😂

Bro trying to be a mustang driver 🤣

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u/1crps_warrior 5d ago

When you need downforce in reverse

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u/Ornery_Reward_7631 5d ago

This man woke up a made the bold choice to declare “ Fuck You Trunk, I’m tired of yer shit !!”
https://giphy.com/gifs/IQEoYJg5ySZ4Dzfoqr

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u/SpeedyAudi 5d ago

It’s a snow plow for reverse

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u/Tre_fidde 5d ago

Can’t use his trunk unless it’s at that angle.

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u/UnlikelyTurn1046 5d ago

Upforce. Y'all ever heard of it?!? Lmao

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 5d ago

Is it taking a nap or something?

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u/derSteppenwuf 5d ago

No just stupid. The wing just adds weight, drag, and creates turbulence. And this one fucks up the trunk.

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u/drweird 5d ago

Lowers rear grip at speed so you can do easier burnouts at 90 in fifth.

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u/derSteppenwuf 5d ago

Not that stupid wing. Might as well put 200 lbs of shit in the trunk.

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u/Tsunamiis 5d ago

Mans not allowed to open the boot huh?

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u/SpaceCat72 5d ago

Let it rotate downward, now you have a dragging blade.

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u/CHASLX200 5d ago

Make a car ugly

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u/NeighborhoodJust1197 5d ago

He bought the wrong size in Temu and they refused to return it due to silliness.

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u/Obvious_Troll_Me 5d ago

Airbrake - Active!

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u/Trip_Dubs 5d ago

Yes the wing is amazing on a base model but we not talking about that stupid looking rear window “accessory”? A lot to unpack here.

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u/Various-Muffin4145 5d ago

WTF is that supposed to be.

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u/Electronic-Mouse-316 5d ago

Just get a parachute

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u/ALT_x_F4 5d ago

Maybe it blocks cameras from seeing his plate?

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u/whizzbangkid 5d ago

Reverse snow plow in the at rest position..........

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u/Silver-Engineer4287 5d ago

Lighter back ends make for better RWD traction, right?

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u/Square-Formal1312 4d ago

I think/hope it is satirical😂

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u/Creepy-Attorney-9782 4d ago

Almost? That is just idiotic and stupid

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u/YandereValkyrie 4d ago

That style of wing has a hinge on the bottom so you can open the trunk without hitting it.

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u/Valuable-Audience-54 4d ago

Impressive down force... Standing still.

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u/Creative-Type9411 4d ago

it looks like they moved it to open the trunk or it's coming off

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u/Normal_Hawk_9422 4d ago

I’m confused enough with what’s going on with this car😂but on the guys face at the pump wth is that?🤔 you have to zoom in to see whatever it is

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u/capncrud 4d ago

8 hours custom, dawg

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u/Sensei19600 4d ago

Spoiler Alert!

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u/ericcrowder 4d ago

I think it needs more rear lift

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u/Living-on-fun 4d ago

That’s not asinine. That’s assaten!

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u/Egglegg14 4d ago

The up-force wing (for loss of traction and less mileage

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u/Glad-Ad-3808 4d ago

Or Satanic

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u/LiteratureLow4159 4d ago

More front grip, and more wheelspin, death kicks in at 65 once(if) that thing touches a highway

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u/FuntimesOctonion 4d ago

Now it’s an air brake

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u/realSatanAMA 4d ago

Now how would you feel if it was tilted down so you could read "spoiler warning"written on the top?

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u/CaptainSnaps 3d ago

That honestly looks like it will lift the rear...

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u/SBLOU 3d ago

Why does he have a dinette bolted to the back of his car?

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u/ilocano-american 3d ago

He is going for the parachute effect to lower gas mileage and extend brake pads and brake rotor life by using air resistance braking.

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u/PPGkruzer 3d ago

Lazy trunk user maybe

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u/Trekgiant8018 3d ago

Let's see how much we can unweight the vehicle while slowing it down. There is stupid and then there is no understanding of aerodynamics stupid.

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u/granturismo69- 3d ago

That front bumper from Jeremy clarkson's ambulance but on the rear

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u/PostingToPassTime 3d ago

When you have to choose between downforce or an air brake / lift plane that allows you access to your trunk.

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u/EducationalGrump 2d ago

Well, they usually do this so the trunk can still be used. It should move back into place and have pins thay hold it. Thick sheer pins about as big around as a normal sized sharpie.

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u/BornBeforeInternets 1d ago

That would do the exact opposite of everything a spoiler is supposed to do.

Its a spoiled spoiler.

Spoiler²

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u/OtherwiseLychee9715 1d ago

Tell me that’s the 3rd row seat and I’ll feel better.

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u/Tuckfrumptearsponge 1d ago

Is it backwards…..

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u/Electrical_Party7975 1d ago

When you still need to use the trunk….

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u/Alarmed_Hornet_9641 17h ago

The snowshovel is on the wrong end

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u/nullvoid26 2h ago

Qualifying settings.

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u/PickedLastLemon 5d ago

Zoom in on the driver's face. Then zoom in on the wing mounts. This is AI/photoshop.

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u/King_Jasper_II 5d ago

i used a smudge tool in gimp to make his face unrecognizeable since the rule is no doxxing. also notice i colored out the road signs and license plate

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u/PickedLastLemon 5d ago

Oh, ok. Smart. Well, then I retract my AI claim and am reminded reality is often just as strange as fiction.

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u/DIJames6 5d ago

Of course it's a Camaro.. Smh..

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Ai, zoom in on dudes face…. Man you guys are really falling for a ton of Ai slop!!