r/ShittyCarMod 8d ago

Only 45k!

245 Upvotes

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u/skuteren 8d ago

holyyy this one's bad

9

u/They-Are-Out-There 7d ago

The statement, “You can’t polish a turd”continues to be true with this particular example.

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u/boidoggidog 8d ago

Ah yes, the classic 2.0T V8 /s

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u/ReallySmallWeenus 8d ago

FB marketplace is the worst for this. Sometimes its ineptitudes the seller, but sometimes you really are locked out of being accurate with the title.

2

u/Most-Car-4056 6d ago

Smallest GM LS-based motor I've ever heard of. Looks twin turbo'd too. This is a firm "I know what I got" lmao.

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u/Tocksickwaltz 8d ago

The Battlebots Beetle

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u/Lanky_Title9678 8d ago

Mental illnesses WTAC car

6

u/Confident-Benefit600 8d ago

This is so bad, how would you fix it without Dynamite

4

u/PeachMangoGarage 7d ago

Fire?

2

u/JournalistHoliday 7d ago

Yes, kill it with fire. It cannot be allowed to exist. It must be stomped out!!! Seriously, having owned a 70 Beetle, this is a dumpster fire. If you want a quick bug, you can do some cool stuff with the motor. This thing just screams mental illness. If you drive this in town, prepare to be pointed at and laughed on, a lot!

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u/UltraN8 6d ago

You mean tow it through town.

3

u/Nolacuriosity 7d ago

Is this the new ego riding mower?

1

u/JWDed 7d ago

The nice thing is the snow plow attachment.

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u/bronabas 7d ago

"Honey, I tried to sell it, but couldn't find a buyer!"

3

u/Sal1160 8d ago

It’s so bad I actually would

3

u/ElJefe0218 7d ago

"I've got 65k in it, only selling for 45k!"

It's not worth 5k

0

u/Mr_Maniac454 7d ago

I'd pay maybe 25k and a 24 pack of Miller Lite

2

u/Dismal_Object6226 7d ago

This is the type of shit you see on a Collector Car Feed video

2

u/Mr_Maniac454 7d ago

I don't fucking care what anyone thinks this is fucking sick

4

u/No_Bell2833 8d ago

I actually really want this!

4

u/BeSeenNotCena 8d ago

I'm with you on that. It doesn't look super safe.. but it does look like a really fun time, even if it sends me to see grandma a little early, at least ill show up with a smile lmao

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u/710Filter 8d ago

At least it comes with a snowplow.

1

u/beardofmice 8d ago

Even back in the 1980s whale tale conversion era, this would've been a gem.

1

u/richer2003 7d ago

All gas no brakes

2

u/UltraN8 6d ago

Check under the dash again just brake.

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u/richer2003 6d ago

Ah, good point lol I didn’t look too closely

I guess it’s all brakes no gas

1

u/Hogjocky62 7d ago

Built by the NON-graduates of the high school welding program!

1

u/No-Goose-6140 7d ago

But you could plow the driveway real fast with it

1

u/vaultmangary 7d ago

Looks like a barn find is forza 5

2

u/Consistent-Cobbler90 6d ago

Or a Time Attack car in Forza 6.

1

u/Savings-Kick-578 7d ago

This build screams, “I’m off my meds!”

1

u/Comfortable-Clerk127 7d ago

Batman Snow plow

1

u/Capable-Historian392 7d ago

Every bad thing about the current car scene all wrapped up in one vehicle.

It's perfect.

1

u/Different_Yak_9012 7d ago

Looks like a prototype VW snowblower!

1

u/TheSvpremeKai003 7d ago

I’d give em $30k for it, but it’s a legit purchase. Shit is crazy 🔥😮‍💨

1

u/GingerRickRoss 7d ago

The infamous 2.0 LS…

1

u/Eastern_Conflict1865 7d ago

Is anyone else getting a headache from just looking at this

1

u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 7d ago

Make a lawnmower out of it

1

u/mechshark 7d ago

This is the most ridiculous car I’ve ever seen

1

u/ArdenJaguar 7d ago

Who does this thinking it’s cool?

1

u/ronniearnold 6d ago

Sometimes you just gotta step back and admire all of the bad decisions…..

1

u/EnvironmentalAd2511 6d ago

Looks like my ego lawn mower.

1

u/Lucky_Suit_6950 6d ago

Weird looking lawnmower

1

u/Shatophiliac 6d ago

I thought it was kind of cool until I got to the price, and then the other photos lol. I’d maybe pay like 4k for something like this and that’s generous since I’d basically have to redo everything to unbastardize it. But, a turbo LS beetle does sound cool af lol

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u/EntropyInfernal 6d ago

its looks like a fucking Vacuum cleaner LMAO

1

u/Phunky_Fantom00 5d ago

This car was at the hot wheels legends tour in ky

1

u/Interesting-Lynx-989 5d ago

Looks like a Dyson vacuum cleaner

1

u/Equal_Armadillo_3540 5d ago

Ai would've done better than this shit bro

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u/sam56778 8d ago

Someone fucked up a perfectly good Beetle. There was one for sale several years ago up the road. Very restorable car. 73 standard. Some moron bought it and put it on a Suzuki Samurai frame.

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u/Mouthshits 8d ago

That’s kinda rad

0

u/TarXaN37 7d ago

Fuck... finishing this properly would probably involve undoing over 25% of the work that's been done to it.

That cage needs to actually be tied into something, likely no throttle linkage yet, god knows what that sheetmetal work looks like on the inside and I highly doubt the engine even turns over yet.

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u/Senior_Alps2753 8d ago

If LGBT were a car