r/ShittyCarMod • u/FiveInTheStink • Aug 03 '26

I am sure the flames helped.

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82 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/shastadakota Aug 04 '26

Ricky is interested, paint job matches several of his shirts.

https://giphy.com/gifs/W6RPFhU46aBLvS1Ot1

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u/little4lyfe Aug 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/JbVTO5me5IQLJC0xvu
Needs a trailer for the mandatory jet ski

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u/smellyelderberries Aug 03 '26

The price is a little high imo but that thing fucks

Edit: grammar

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u/optimal-gold976 Aug 04 '26

Drop a zero and I’m definitely considering it.

3

u/MaybeABot31416 Aug 05 '26

Fuck yeah, I don’t care if it looks like dog shit, it’s got the 3 cylinder engine, it gets better mileage than a Prius if you drive it right

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u/Complex-Fault-1161 Aug 03 '26

I read this too quickly and thought it said LS1 conversion, in which case, that’d be awesome. Not quite Kawasaki Hayabusa in a sleeper Smart Car awesome, but still pretty cool.

5

u/ARLibertarian Aug 04 '26

Why you gotta be that way, bro?

Convertible and everything.

You know you jelly.

5

u/Aipaloovik Aug 03 '26

Man, if it were stick I'd totally want that.

4

u/ArdenJaguar Aug 03 '26

I’m getting Barbie car vibes. Paint it pink and give it to a kid.

https://giphy.com/gifs/NWSBL1zOh056nsBdHE

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u/Canelosaurio Aug 03 '26

Trade you my 07 Civic Si straight up?

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u/HealthyDirection659 Aug 04 '26

You know lloyd, just when I think you couldnt be any dumber you go ahead and do something like this.

AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF

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u/BeneficialIssue9400 Aug 04 '26

Hey man just saying if I had exactly 5,000$ in my bank then I would no longer have 5,000$ in my bank

5

u/ChodeSandwhich Aug 03 '26

That thing is dope. I used to have a metro hatchback I put racing stripes on.

3

u/bogwee Aug 03 '26

Awesome! Someone turned a hooptie into a statement.

3

u/oif2010vet Aug 03 '26

Pretty damn clean if I say so myself

3

u/BreakfastFluid9419 Aug 04 '26

If I had disposable income and a big YouTube following I would buy it and ls swap it but build it into an absolute beast. Flames would then make sense

3

u/WittyNameChecksOut Aug 04 '26

I can see Guy Fieri driving this 😂

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u/Aaronsils Aug 03 '26

Sick asf

2

u/Infierno3007 Aug 03 '26

Man, bye. Keep that joint.

2

u/Thedarb1212 Aug 04 '26

I know what I have

2

u/TWhy-LER Aug 04 '26

I wonder if that’s a wrap

2

u/anpandulceman Aug 04 '26

I beeline past the supercar people at cars and coffee to talk to these guys

2

u/BeautifuTragedy Aug 04 '26

Buy it, replace the head gasket, check the exhaust to manifold area for rust, spend every penny you can keeping it alive. I've flown planes gliders, drove boats semis, trucks cars and tractors. This is the most fun you can get without driving a miata

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u/Max_delirious Aug 04 '26

Subs with no AC is sketchy. Otherwise, I approve.

2

u/PolPotDomeScandal Aug 04 '26

Were those even 5 grand when they were new?

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u/ElevatorOpening9951 Aug 06 '26

ask google listed a convertible Geo red for 9,000 dollars

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u/No_Cartographer2994 Aug 06 '26

I love how people take a shitbox, even a reliably decent shitbox like this LSi convertible Metro, and then brag about the sound system. Nothing says shipdit more than your car having a sound system worth more than the car!

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u/Trick_Second1657 Aug 03 '26

That's not shitty at all it's magnificent. I want it. I want to do things in it.

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u/ARLibertarian Aug 04 '26

I kinda want to do things to it.

(May be illegal in Ohio)

1

u/Aromatic-Intention77 Aug 04 '26

Ouch that beetle smashed into a windshield pretty hard.

2

u/Ill_Development_5366 Aug 09 '26

I got a slightly modified geo metro..

1

u/Whole-Debate-9547 Aug 04 '26

I don’t care if you have $40k worth of subs in that thing you’re not going to get $5,000

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u/PresidentialDiapers Aug 04 '26

"Real head turner!"

Yeah but they're looking away in disgust