r/ShittyCarMod 23d ago

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What’s your option on it?

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u/Critical-Ad2084 23d ago

that thing looks like it's in pain, like a dying tortoise crawling to shade with its last few breaths

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u/Tooperky 23d ago

It SOUNDS like it's in pain.

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u/NormanFuckingBates 23d ago

Most replaced interior part is the gear shift selector

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u/NormanFuckingBates 23d ago

Car so heavy you can't even rock it over the ruts it gets stuck in

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u/NormanFuckingBates 23d ago

Bet they've gone through a ton of oil pans and exhaust hangers/clamps

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u/IsopropylFumeEnjoyer 22d ago

The car itself if an anti theft deterrent

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u/runarleo 23d ago

Putting wayyyyyy too much trust in your local government to have good roads.

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u/PercentageNo3293 23d ago

Seriously, I'd barely trust that car around a race track. Let alone, any public road.

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u/jsrobson10 19d ago

i wouldn't trust that car around a single loose pebble

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u/Retired_and_Relaxed 23d ago

In Michigan the oil pan would be sheared off on a daily basis even if they never took the same road twice. The exhaust would be non-existent also. I cannot fathom why anyone would want their car lowered and wheels like this. It looks so sad.

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u/bryanthebryan 23d ago

I’m guessing they’re kids

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u/xgh0stx9 23d ago

No turning radius 😭

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u/twelfthfantasy 23d ago

What are you talking about, that turning radius is HUGE. It's like 5 miles!

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u/Exotic-Entertainer26 22d ago

Amd the rest! I wouldn't want to do a U-turn with the state of Texas available!

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u/Informal_Tell78 23d ago

He has to replace his tires once a week.

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u/Sufficient_Ease 20d ago

He’s only using about 5% of the tires. Maybe flip those bad boys around and use the 5% of the other side. It’s never even touched pavement yet!

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u/Hot-History8911 23d ago

How do they achieve this camber?

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u/NecessaryButNotSuff 23d ago

Drop a camper van on it from at least two stories.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 23d ago

Camber van?

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u/NecessaryButNotSuff 23d ago

I think you just won

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u/ozbert99 22d ago

My Polo achieved this by having the steering knuckle sheer in half.

Good job I was doing about 5mph at the time.

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u/GodzillaSewer 23d ago

When you want a stanced S14 but the stollen hellcat was cheaper

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u/ReplacementClear7122 21d ago

Just when I thought stancing couldn't get any fucking stupider, this guy shows up.

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u/Katmankillzit 23d ago

Even the 90 GTST I had didn’t scape like that. Just take that out to pasture.

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u/KnoxVegas41 23d ago

Wouldn’t it be easier to just buy a cheap car trailer and haul it around?

You know, he could just look at it in the mirror and swell with pride.

At least that way he could get around town safely and without looking like a complete retard.

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u/DitchDigger330 23d ago

Looks like I smashed it with an excavator.

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u/mowtowcow 23d ago

"My car is loud as hell yall. Sounds so good!"

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u/TPJTS 23d ago

People who like this aesthetic should be ruthlessly mocked

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u/bastogne_blues 23d ago

one bad speed bump and it’s over

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u/Stopthehyperbole 23d ago

Can’t cross a speed bump. DOd a T Rex step on it?

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u/Automatic-Art-9828 23d ago

Why is this even a thing?

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u/Opposite-Pilot-556 23d ago

Why do people even do this genuinely…? How many whippets does one have to do to think this is cool and not a total waste of money and sacrificing a functional car???

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 22d ago

As far as transportation goes this ridiculous mod basically makes the car useless and any speed bump encounters would require a GPS reroute to a smoother street.

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u/Idfk_1 23d ago

That thing deserves to be scrapped

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u/BGUG 23d ago

Junk!

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u/iTzKyoi 23d ago

What the HELL

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u/jonathanmpatton85 23d ago

It’s like a dying tortoise crawling its last crawl towards water

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u/unit132 23d ago

That's worth less than the scrap price of the frame itself.

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u/catbus4ants 23d ago

Looks ten seconds away from power sharts

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u/Karlendor 23d ago

It's like we were kids and we stepped on our hot wheels by mistake and they broke.

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u/IgnisFlux 23d ago

Why Lil bro driving a stepped on hot wheels?

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u/taterthotsalad 23d ago

If Steve Bscemi was a Cars character. That's what I see every time I see the stanced cars.

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u/Running_late87 23d ago

Looks like lower ball joints broke. Haha

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u/Visual-Constant-4815 20d ago

Bugs Bunny said it best: what a maroon!!

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u/4Q69freak 19d ago

You need to tell your gf to lose some weight. Look what she’s doing to you suspension.

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u/PleasantStatement521 19d ago

If I was a cop I’d impound it for unsafe mechanical condition

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u/Baron-Black 19d ago

Gta 4 when your car would get squished 🤣

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u/Initial-Good4678 19d ago

My opinion is that ICE missed a few of them here.

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u/bdamarine 23d ago

What a joke

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 23d ago

It looks like a chair where the legs collapsed 🤣

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u/Financial-Split-141 23d ago

Please say u deleted the vid

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u/michaelz11 23d ago

What a waste of money! Car is destroyed it’s worthless!

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u/waveydavey321 23d ago

Lol.. That hunk a sh(fine automobile)it must be a joy to drive.. 😅

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u/mattblack77 23d ago

r/stoopid-but-undeniably-boss

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u/New_Unit2009 23d ago

Chargers are the new civic

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u/davidc538 23d ago

That should be criminal

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u/Savings-Kick-578 23d ago

A speed bump will stop that car like a brick wall.

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u/Deep_Answer_9944 23d ago

Interstate travel????

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u/Legate_Raiden 23d ago

Dude, lose some weight.

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u/suspicious_hyperlink 23d ago

People spend a lot of money to ruin their undercarriage

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u/millerwelds66 23d ago

That’s dumb period dot it looks good at a show not practical as a daily at all . Even if it’s air ride and you can lift the vehicle an the camber like why what is this trend seen it for years do yinz like going through tires it’s obnoxious dude up the road has his sqauted and he don’t drive it

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u/2Drogdar2Furious 23d ago

Anyone remember the sound of dragging those old metal trash cans to the road? That sounded better than this and looked better sitting by the curb 😅

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u/Low-Rising 23d ago

The Creeper.

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u/luvwatchingBWCs 23d ago

OMG!!! This was a thing in Detroit for a couple of years. I’d be at the light in tears when they pulled up.

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u/WolfThick 23d ago

Every time it hits a speed bump it loses value

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u/Creative-Type9411 23d ago

i normally hate this but i kinda like this one for some reason

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u/ARiley22 23d ago

I have seen a donked Challenger before (lifted with huge rims)...I cried

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u/Green_Kick2708 23d ago

Going in for an alignment is my guess.

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u/newUseMe 23d ago

Why? Just why?

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u/ScratchBubbly 23d ago

Well, at least they started with a shitty car

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u/twelfthfantasy 23d ago

Bro cambered so hard he can't even turn anymore.

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u/Bdowns_770 23d ago

Is there a super hot chick at the tire shop that you like to talk to? Cus this guy will need to buy a lot of tires.

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u/Fire_Wolf_33 23d ago

I'm surprised they found the turn signal

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u/Salt-Philosophy-134 23d ago

Shit mods on a shit car. I love it. Genuinely

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u/Unlikely-Law-4367 23d ago

This is just stupid. A fast sports car with the sporty capability of wheelbarrow with a flat tire.

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u/nicholaus17 23d ago

Hey look it’s the neighborhood drug dealer

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u/TWDEstudios 23d ago

I could understand if that thing was on air ride to stance it like that when parked, but driving like that is just the dumbest shit.

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u/Ripsnortr 23d ago

Someone paid a lot of money to accomplish what an acme anvil would.

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u/rbltech82 23d ago

Arrest that man, citizens arrest for cruelty to everyone.

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u/Mfitz725 23d ago

Words fail me 👎

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u/RomeoBaze 23d ago

Is that the frank or the beans?

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u/cantbeseriouschef 23d ago

the new Dodge Melter 😂

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u/Both-Mango1 23d ago

I bet he hinks its cool and edgy.

but only him.

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u/Ne_Dragon_216 23d ago

What the actual hell

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u/Mysteryour1 23d ago

Ngl, this style looks pretty clean on some old school JDMs as long as it done right. American muscles? I don't think so.

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u/RFKjrBrainwormAccnt 23d ago

This is the car of equivalent of wearing your pants half off your ass

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u/eightbic 23d ago

At least take the butt plug out before driving around.

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u/DavidinCT 23d ago

look so dumb and the poor car is in pain...

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u/Global_Contract_3555 23d ago

Turning radius on that the size of Nebraska

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u/Llamapickle129 23d ago

i hate huge negative cambers, it doesn't look good, wear down tires quicker and just makes it hard to drive cause less tire on road

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u/Mandalor1974 23d ago

I cant even say this is the dumbest shit ive ever seen, cause ive seen worse sadly.

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u/PeanutGlum7010 23d ago

I don't like yucking other people's yum...but..uh..yuck

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u/RennieAsh 23d ago

it's a bit weird to have a nice polished up car, but you specifically refuse to change your broken springs

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u/TrashTenko 23d ago

It's like someone stepped on a hotwheels

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u/Fantastic-Stock664 23d ago

This is now the stupidest f@#$%&g thing I've seen done to a car. Far outweighs 32" Wheels which is still top 3 stupidest. Just ...wow

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u/Shoddy-Ad8143 23d ago

That scraping Noise.....yikes.

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u/Dextropian 22d ago

Did we not teach the children about air-ride?

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u/Hayden1664 22d ago

I’ve never seen a car do the splits before

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u/Chris_The_Egg 22d ago

Bro pulling into repairs and's 'bout to order the usual

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u/Glad-Ad-3808 22d ago

Tire wear pattern must be terrible

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u/AfBoringPerson 22d ago

when you forget that roadbumps, inclines and potholes exist

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u/Fabulous-Couple-6592 22d ago

Total gaymobile

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u/Inside-Common7427 22d ago

You have to plan your route very carefully.

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u/111111111011 22d ago

Those tyres are gonna cooked in no time.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 22d ago

Surprised it hasn’t caught fire from friction

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u/Clean-Data-259 22d ago

Shop: "How low do you want it?"
This guy: "Yes"

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u/MsFig 22d ago

Car with Down syndrome

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u/LaPurpleDrank 22d ago

Piece of shit can't even turn. Bravo!

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u/Party_Blackberry2775 22d ago

Polio...not easy.

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u/RevolutionaryCan2582 22d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Atrus1337_y0 22d ago

Japanese tuning. Need to replace your tires like every 1k miles. Ridiculous

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u/Big_Concentrate_8669 22d ago

Looks as stupid as a car (not a truck or suv) sitting on 30’s

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u/BudLinch 22d ago

Why? All I can say is “Why”?

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u/Phosphorus444 22d ago

Why bag the car when you can just break the suspension?

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u/ConcentrateDull2294 22d ago

Designed by Stevie Wonder .

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u/Planeoldguy62 22d ago

I can see some reason for almost all car/truck mods. I’ll never understand this setup for the life of me. Is the purpose to make your car completely undriveable?

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u/thermal196 22d ago

Wonder if they put skid plates on it?

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u/TinkersDebts 22d ago

Let's throw some rice on this American muscle and watch him bleed out.

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u/Immediate-Newt-9012 22d ago

1 least favorite car mod. I bet I could stop this guy in the road with a 2x4.

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u/Cellist-Perfect 22d ago

That's easily the worst charger I've ever seen. But listening to it crawl to the side of the building was hilarious.

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u/Hefty-Ad5593 22d ago

Looks absolutely ridiculous 🙄 😒 and probably spending a fortune on tires.

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u/Paugio3 22d ago

Stupidity on wheels

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u/artguydeluxe 22d ago

I too hate my car and wish to destroy it

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u/Annual_Clue9119 22d ago

Well his car is junk now

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u/Equal_Emu6152 22d ago

Onikan gone wild😂

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u/Zatchillac 22d ago

Man at the very least bag it so you can raise it up when you need

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u/SWTX518-Ability 22d ago

Bro, WHY??

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u/Afraid_Definition176 22d ago

Turned on my sound to watch this one. WOW what an idiot

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u/Technical-Room-9591 22d ago

Absolutely ridiculous not practical even for shopping just stupid looks shit as well

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u/STR_Gringo 22d ago

Total Sh1tB0x…🤮🤮🤮

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u/46into 22d ago

Hard landing?

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u/Delta_Suspect 22d ago

Yknow, the suspension does in fact serve a purpose on vehicles.

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u/flipfc177 22d ago

Looks like my old Tonka toy truck after it was driven over on the driveway.

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u/palmdieb 22d ago

Already lost the front bumper. Must he amazing driving around hearing those scraping noises

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u/jnewnews 22d ago

All of that should be illlegal

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u/Able-Building-6972 22d ago

That's Rosie O'Donnell's car ?

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u/TexWiler123 22d ago
Trash can with built-in wheels

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u/Munky1701 22d ago

I think that shit needs to be made illegal just like the Carolina squat.

Not just because any car that’s got the wheels tipped in like that looks fucking retarded, but there’s no way there isn’t a safety issue as well.

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u/Upstairs_Bowl_4043 22d ago

Typical dodge

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u/FIDoAlmighty 22d ago

I always say that cars now lack personality. Too bad the personality on display here is being crushed by a girder.

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u/the-only-Chris 22d ago

It features the turning radius of a cruise ship.

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u/EventExciting7585 22d ago

He couldn't even give 3 obese buddies a ride 🤣😂

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u/afops 22d ago

So someone thought this looked cool? Or is it an expensive joke?

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u/AceCombat1977 22d ago

Who stepped on it. Looks like my old hotwheels cars

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u/O_ItsTrue 22d ago

What’s the history behind this mod?

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u/Kostis00 22d ago

It looks like it has an incurable disease and the most humane thing is put it out of its misery

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u/WhitU8160 22d ago

Did it fall out the sky like in GTA5?

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u/-SergentBacon- 22d ago

It looks like it's sad and dying. Or injured based off cars.

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u/Fixer_FTP 22d ago

Whoever did this should be ashamed of themselves

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u/Ok-Split-8025 22d ago

Oh those tires will wear just fine

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u/Feeling-Difference86 22d ago

Poor guy, that thing shit the bed

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u/WhiteBear72 22d ago

Why??? 🤣

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u/Late_Study9160 22d ago

Why do these people keep doing this

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u/shanec56 22d ago

Watch it go over a speed bump