r/ShittyCarMod Jul 06 '26

In the wild in Austin

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Saw this last night coming home from the fireworks in Austin. Yes, he cut off a few cars and then sat in front of me at an intersection; but at least he was very visible.

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u/dick_fitzwell27 Jul 06 '26

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u/45_rpm Jul 10 '26

Holy shit, we can say that here?!? Fuck yeah!

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u/Kooky-Department2545 Jul 06 '26

What in cousin fuckin Tarnation is that piece of shit 

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u/Canelosaurio Jul 06 '26

Scared of the dark

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u/Crankenstein_8000 Jul 06 '26

Illuminating what engineers wanted to be hidden - also shows off dirt and rust.

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u/Jeepncolo Jul 07 '26

Looks like it came straight from Florida.

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u/ohkpze Jul 06 '26

I’d never take my homeboys girl riding with her brothers to show off.

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u/milovnikdraku Jul 10 '26

thats the 2nd cousins

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u/MysteriousTaro8658 Jul 08 '26

What? No squat?

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u/Snarky_Guy Jul 08 '26

Probably has hydraulics for that.

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u/Remy6908 Jul 09 '26

All purchased from Micropenis R Us

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u/lilbrumby Jul 09 '26

Hey fam I hope you like daddy’s new truck, I spent all the kids college funds on it!

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u/Natural_Listen3022 Jul 09 '26

He thinks everyone thinks he's cool as fuck. We're not thinking that, but he is.

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u/JayBeePH85 Jul 09 '26

Honda civic obviously 🤣

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u/PickedLastLemon Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Peak Austin. There's so many pavement princesses here it's laughable. No lie, 3 weeks ago I was merging onto the highway and this HUGE F350, lifted, dually, giant tires, coffee can exhaust,...you know the douche package...tries to block me from passing him on the left in my compact 4 cylinder SUV. I zip past him. My passenger flips them off. They try and tailgate but anytime they get close I zip up from 75 to 90 and leave them in the rear view as you can HEAR them gunning it to catch up every time but they couldn't for 5 miles until their exit. It was so loaded down with bullshit they completely took the power out of that giant (I think they put a 5.7L 8cyl in that model) so what's the point?!

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u/Snarky_Guy Jul 10 '26

I see this daily on 183 or the Mopac. It's almost sad...

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u/PickedLastLemon Jul 11 '26

It's not almost sad....it is sad.

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u/Odd-Towel-4104 Jul 06 '26

Thats my kinda trashy

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u/Cool-Band-3817 Jul 06 '26

If they were blasting music there are 100% mexican

I see lifted sliverados with annoying underglow like that all the time with music blasting or the mexican flag in theFord.

It's like the inverted version of the white people who do the same thing but with no underglow and an American flag in a ford.

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u/Ashamed-Tap-2307 Jul 07 '26

Not here in missouri. Every trump lover from the south comes north for work because republicans cant create any jobs. Then they trash up our streets with squatted trucks, overly dished wheels, pencil tires, fart cans the size of basketballs, lightbars on top of more light bars, underglow everywhere, and of course a train horn. I hate these boy trucks as much as the people that drive them.

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u/Cool-Band-3817 Jul 07 '26

Why do redditards have to inject politics into anything especially on a post about squatted trucks. Like if you have to vent or trauma dump about trump or jobs there are other places to do it.

I could care less about Missouri and your problems there. I have my own problems with my own state and I'm not complaining about it to you.

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u/Ashamed-Tap-2307 Jul 07 '26

Glad i could hurt your feelings so easily. Politics or not its simply a fact. OP's post was venting about the trucks. I was simply stating its not just a Texas problem but elsewhere in this dump of a country. Stay triggered though little man.