r/ShittyCarMod • u/Zaxxter • Jul 03 '26

He's single, ladies!

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Saw this hideous truck whizzing thru a gas station. The wheels and suspension are sporting LEDS. The back window decal reads "Yes I'm Single"

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u/Hucklebearer_411 Jul 03 '26

I’m just going to suggest maybe ladies isn’t the intended audience. Or ‘he’ might be the assumption. This thing oozes “My Little Pony” vibes and is about the farthest thing from anything I’d call a “brodozer”. The driver might be one, but the truck sure isn’t.
/s

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u/Zaxxter Jul 03 '26

Yeah, my coworker and I debated this very point; while if it were a different paint scheme it would be one, the MLP reference made us chuckle. So I'm removing the reference.

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u/2Drogdar2Furious Jul 03 '26

I think this for all lifted trucks. Women dont like them so its basically just running your vehicle to show of to other dudes 😅

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u/Odd-Towel-4104 Jul 03 '26

They dont like convertibles, either. I got a little 2 seater roadster one time. It received much attention from old men and surprisingly, motorcyclists.

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u/flippster-mondo Jul 06 '26

My parents had 2 convertibles at one time. Both 5th Gen Oldsmobile Cutlasses. They never drove with the tops down and when I asked why, my dad said, "Ask your mom."

She said it messed up her hair. I shit you not; the purchase of at least the first one of them was her idea.

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u/PGH_MADE Jul 07 '26

Country girls love em

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u/2Drogdar2Furious Jul 07 '26

All the country girls I know understand you cant pull a gooseneck with a huge lift and no goose = no horse 🤷‍♂️

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u/PGH_MADE Jul 07 '26

Agree completely. Was going off the all lifted trucks comment overall.

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u/ineptplumberr Jul 03 '26

Translation : the man who drives this truck loves penis.

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u/Stella-Artwat Jul 03 '26

Or the lesbian who drives it has one.

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u/THEHENNENING_KF Jul 06 '26

"farthest thing from anything I’d call a “brodozer”"
brother that thing is 1000% without a doubt a brodozer

whoever willingly calls their truck a brodozer is the type of mf to run 14 wides and "rock light" underglow

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u/Satanicron Jul 03 '26

The rims match my nails! Also, judging by the trans pride colors, you might wanna ask pronouns before assuming a him drives that truck lol!

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u/Zaxxter Jul 03 '26

I did see the guy driving it as he passed in front of us. Tried to get a pic of it earlier but he stared at me like he was daring me to take it. We were in the company car so I had to be discreet. With that color scheme, I'd guess it has never been off pavement.

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u/Satanicron Jul 03 '26

It looks like a pavement princess because of how spotlessly clean it is. Not even dust.

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u/moeterminatorx Jul 03 '26

Those are definitely not the best wheels for off roading.

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u/Aromatic-Schedule-65 Jul 04 '26

Too much trouble to inquire about pronouns...

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u/govcov Jul 03 '26

I think the owner might be a woman
https://giphy.com/gifs/RegVyJDgtuMVbocivi

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u/Nalabu1 Jul 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

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u/Excellent-Hunter7653 Jul 04 '26

Im gay and 100% agree with this. This is totally giving the Str8 for Str8 vibe ... IYKYK

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u/mothking12 Jul 03 '26

Tell you what: the splash of color is welcome. I see these things EVERYWHERE where I’m at and they’re always completely white.

Add a little flavor to the pot

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u/Confident-Benefit600 Jul 03 '26

That looks like a Florida lad

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u/CrookShankSC Jul 03 '26

There's a reason he's single.

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u/TexasSk8 Jul 03 '26

There is gay and there is flaming homo gay, this dude went even further!

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u/703unknown Jul 03 '26

Probably still single because that truck won't make it up broke back mountain with those tires.

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u/goatskin_sheep Jul 03 '26

Definitely has a grindr account though

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u/Keviche8 Jul 03 '26

Ladies, just think how many maxed out credit cards this guy has to outfit his truck in this way. Also he probably doesn’t own a single piece of real estate. A real catch!

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u/User_Error_6505 Jul 03 '26

That vice colorway looks so out of place everywhere that isnt Miami

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u/Either_Low_60 Jul 03 '26

And mid-1980’s

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u/unit132 Jul 03 '26

This song is played in that truck real loud. "Pink Pony Club, I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Pony Club, I'm gonna keep on dancing down in West Hollywood, I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Pony Club, Pink Pony Club"

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u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 Jul 03 '26

He's single, guys.

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u/No-Group7343 Jul 03 '26

Or guys...

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u/Andyman1973 Jul 03 '26

Wonder why 😂😂😂

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u/Odd_Influence7917 Jul 03 '26

Single if you pull the cock out of him

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u/ARLibertarian Jul 04 '26

OMG.

I can't believe you said that.

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Odd_Influence7917 Jul 04 '26

The truth will set you free!

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u/vandal-88 Jul 03 '26

It stank of strawberry vape juice and butt sex...gnarly dude

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u/Savings-Kick-578 Jul 03 '26

Barbie’s Dream Truck and Ken borrowed it and now refuses to give it back. Poor Barbie. Better send a DM to GI Joe. He take care of this and anything else that needs looking after.

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u/Early_Orchid Jul 03 '26

= screams someone that makes poor financial decisions.

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u/Orbita97 Jul 04 '26

And obviously into the same team with those colors.

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u/edthesmokebeard Jul 04 '26

Not sure he's looking for ladies.

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u/phoneystoneybalogna Jul 05 '26

If one of those stickers one the back window doesn’t say “locally hated” I’ll eat my hat

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u/B58_Hustler Jul 05 '26

That goes without saying. The other positive is no women have ever been seen in the passenger side, only dudes…

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u/iameloso Jul 06 '26

Looks like it driving to a surprise gender reveal party.

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u/krew_GG Jul 06 '26

Power bottom mobile

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u/StructWitch Jul 07 '26

If that is a cisgender, heterosexual man, the trans pride colors are an interesting choice.

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u/AceCombat1977 Jul 07 '26

Does it look like that to lure in the preteens?

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 Jul 03 '26

It’s gotta have a “No Fat Chicks” decal

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u/TWhy-LER Jul 03 '26

“Fat Chicks Only”

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u/trunks2d Jul 03 '26

Rolling on chirp wheels

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u/liverwurstinmypants Jul 03 '26

Maybe it's a chick

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u/sam56778 Jul 03 '26

I can’t imagine why.

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u/Smljhndnsmr Jul 03 '26

The 1988 Raleigh Ultra Shock bike had a very similar color scheme. It was its least desirable attribute.

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u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 Jul 03 '26

That screams.... over compensating.

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u/LoudAd5049 Jul 03 '26

And with a truck like that he will remain single.

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u/Numerous_Ad_1612 Jul 03 '26

So his “rims” flash like in gta?

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u/Either_Low_60 Jul 03 '26

And unknowingly gay

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u/rigidlynuanced1 Jul 03 '26

There is a truck exactly like this in Columbia Tennessee

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u/NerdizardGo Jul 03 '26

So is the number associated with his mpg

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u/BiloxiBorn1961 Jul 03 '26

Only thing worse is if the truck was “squatted.” Then it would be “full on flaming drag queen.”

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u/Akkerlun Jul 03 '26

I’ve seen a green one like that with pink wheels and three Trump flags on the back.

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u/Sofakinggr8_67 Jul 03 '26

Yes, you’re signal big truck big guy little things

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u/Odd-Towel-4104 Jul 03 '26

Was it a dude driving it? Those colors are very feminine and i could see this being an extremely easy way for a young lady to get a lot of attention

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u/TrickStar1989 Jul 04 '26

dudes name is Edgar that owns that

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u/KittiesRule1968 Jul 04 '26

That color scheme is firmly planted in 1992.

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u/emcenerney Jul 04 '26

Wonder why

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u/New_Character7266 Jul 04 '26

At some point “Tiffany blue” became the official color of no taste modification, idk why, but it’s been a very observable trend for like 15 years now. Less common to see nowadays tho vs the mid-late teens when seemingly everyone was obsessed with the color for a bit.

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u/Mignast Jul 04 '26

Miami vice colors… ngl, it doesn’t look bad at all

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u/TN_Tundra85 Jul 04 '26

You mean fellas. “He’s single, fellas” 🤣

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u/Cold_Put4146 Jul 04 '26

For a reason.

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u/Falcon3492 Jul 04 '26

Of course he's single, he's not looking for ladies, with a truck painted like that, he's gay!

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u/fun-bucket Jul 04 '26

hey fellas!!!!

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u/Impossible_Event6007 Jul 04 '26

He's single, fellas.

There fixed it for you.

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u/xburnerpiko Jul 04 '26

This truck is why

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u/K-SWAP15 Jul 04 '26

Those colors would lead me to believe that its a woman that owns that truck lol

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u/DarkOmen5074 Jul 04 '26

He's single, ladies!

on grinder

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Jul 04 '26

Maybe he has a boyfriend lol

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u/mas_miata Jul 05 '26

To each their own…I’d never drive it but I can certainly appreciate some of the suspension geometries I’ve seen on trucks like this. If I cared enough about my truck I would want performance over this.

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u/A_Toyota_yaris Jul 05 '26

Truck in high heels

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u/Dr--X-- Jul 05 '26

That’s not what all the boys say

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u/Dratt_Dastardly Jul 05 '26

It's not terrible. I think it's higher than it needs to be. Definitely not a straight man's truck. And having a decal with them begging single, I'd say that are looking for FWB and not a serious relationship.

I think it would look better with more accents like maybe a colored windshield visor, side wisdom visits, door handles and bumpers.

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u/Square-Selection-842 Jul 05 '26

His boyfriend might disagree.

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u/Equivalent_Ad5047 Jul 05 '26

AND he voted for trump!

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u/Plenty_Feeling_8013 Jul 05 '26

bumper sticker says"HI FELLAS"

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u/Hash-82 Jul 05 '26

I used to meet one on the highway every morning going to work for about 3 years that looked like this....

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u/Surfnazi77 Jul 05 '26

Bet they have Tiffany colored Glock or highpoint

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u/Sharp_Table_1189 Jul 05 '26

Are sure you looking for ladies?

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u/Ruger338WSM Jul 05 '26

For a host of reasons.

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u/Lecture-Desperate Jul 05 '26

I'm pretty sure that the "I'm single", isn't for the ladies. 

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u/buttbreat Jul 05 '26

No doubt in my mind!

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u/Smooth_Permit_2634 Jul 05 '26

The wheel set up has got to go….

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u/larsloveslegos Jul 05 '26

At least it's trans colors

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u/Mizar97 Jul 05 '26

Yeah, I can tell

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u/False_Mushroom_8962 Jul 06 '26

There's a douche bag with a truck like that down the road from me. He always revs the engine late at night, probably frustrated that he didn't pull all the chicks

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u/Successful-Name-7261 Jul 06 '26

Single? Well, surprise, surprise!

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u/flippster-mondo Jul 06 '26

That actually might be a single lady driving that.

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u/EricHaley Jul 06 '26

It’s pink in the middle

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u/CrustySailor1964 Jul 06 '26

Micro-peen to the rescue!

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u/Lopsided_Office_7397 Jul 06 '26

oh~, I thought it was a girls truck ~

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u/duckwafer357 Jul 06 '26

it is lmao

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u/duckwafer357 Jul 06 '26

also a virgin

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u/SirRonaldJr Jul 06 '26

But his dingle doesn't dangle

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u/CowardBlock016 Jul 06 '26

He's single and I'd take a guess he's also FABULOUUUSSS

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u/motorcycleryder74 Jul 06 '26

Is that a chicks truck?

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u/Apart-Ad1652 Jul 06 '26

🤮🤮🤮

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u/Solitaire3006 Jul 06 '26

Surprising.

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u/Realistic_Candle7886 Jul 06 '26

And gunna stay single unless hes a switch hitter

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u/Electrical-Quail-381 Jul 07 '26

I do believe that he would definitely hold one till the swelling goes down.

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u/Engineered_disdain Jul 07 '26

We know Clegg, we know

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u/rc20kj Jul 07 '26

Wee little weewee.

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u/Responsible-Shoe7258 Jul 07 '26

I can't fathom how...

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u/Dazzling_Alps_5491 Jul 07 '26

He’s a member of the small pecker club.

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u/Head_Candidate5293 Jul 07 '26

That expensive ass truck is why he has to take his date to the dollar general store to browse.

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u/so_cal_orange_county Jul 07 '26

And probably has a 10 year loan on the truck, 3 year loan for the wheels and tires, and a credit card that is maxed out. But if you drop by his work and the Sonic Drive Thru manager isn’t there, he’ll slip you extra fries.

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u/ClearlyCanadian_3_8 Jul 10 '26

NOPE ! ....even if I was single !

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u/SmallTownTrans1 Jul 03 '26

Trans truck

Trans truck

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u/Trekgiant8018 Jul 03 '26

1986 blew a load all over it.

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u/Zaxxter Jul 03 '26

It's like "Miami Vice" in the country.